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  • Slipx
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    #1

    Tyson's new album

    Titled 'I can take purses but I can't take jabs', featuring a side song from 'Pass the weed, my knee hurts'. Also exclusively featuring The Cannibal's Guide to Ear Stew, with their debut hit single "I think I broke my back"
  • jack_the_rippuh
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    #2
    To say Tyson can't deal with a jab is ludicrous, it's simply ludicrous.

    Tyson in his prime use to walk through jabs.

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    • Slipx
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      who'd he fight in his prime that had a jab comparable to say lewis..nobody, it isnt his fault he just came around at a time where there wasnt much talent in the hw division.

      but when he fought douglas he was in his prime.

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      • SacTown1
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        #4
        Originally posted by Slipx
        Titled 'I can take purses but I can't take jabs', featuring a side song from 'Pass the weed, my knee hurts'. Also exclusively featuring The Cannibal's Guide to Ear Stew, with their debut hit single "I think I broke my back"
        I heard that the collector's edition will have a bonus DVD featuring never-before-seen beatdowns, such as Tyson-Givens, Tyson-Washington, & Tyson-Mitch Green in a *****-slapping contest.......

        You know what's the only thing more disturbing & tasteless than my comment? The fact that the DVD would sell 10 million copies

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        • jack_the_rippuh
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          #5
          Originally posted by Slipx
          who'd he fight in his prime that had a jab comparable to say lewis..nobody, it isnt his fault he just came around at a time where there wasnt much talent in the hw division.

          but when he fought douglas he was in his prime.
          Tell me another fighter who Tyson could have taken on during both of their primes who has a jab anywhere near as dangerous as Lewis.

          I don't care what anyone says. Larry Holmes had a damn good jab for most of his career.

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          • Slipx
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            #6
            holmes was old

            thats like the only good victory tyson has though

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            • Slipx
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              #7
              and george foremans jab is far better than lewis

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              • Tha Greatest
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                #8
                Tyson is the Thomas Hearns of the heavyweight division...

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                • jack_the_rippuh
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Slipx
                  holmes was old

                  thats like the only good victory tyson has though
                  He beat Donovan Ruddock twice and he obliterated Michael Spinks

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                  • Slipx
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by jack_the_rippuh
                    He beat Donovan Ruddock twice and he obliterated Michael Spinks
                    ruddock is a pretty bad mofo but..not a great fighter...he lost to tommy morrison..

                    and i dont consider spinks a great fighter either, his decisions over holmes were something, but he retired after his first ko loss..hes a ***** at heart

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