Top Ten P4P Mike Tyson Quotes

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"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile ******."

O my fakkin god..

[cashdon]

The Tyson movie is great for recent quotes. Loved his use of the word skullduggery in the movie and him talking about the girl he "****d" and Don King are comedic classics straight comedy gold right there!!

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-He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.

You beat me to it.

[check hook]

-He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.

You beat me to it.

that avatar is great.......don't know if you have seen the real footage of that day...he throws those stacks to members of his entourage.....bout a 100K and he gave it away like it was a dollar.

[heatman]

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[check hook]

this one is good




hilarious..........!!!!!!!!

[aristotlemoses]

I'll eat your ******* alive...I don't even know whta that means

but holy **** that quote about the garbage man taking his crate away, I never heard that. THat is great.

[Frighteous]

"Well I can't take an injection I know they gonna test me, I dunno man Praise be to Allah "