Top Ten P4P Mike Tyson Quotes

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  • paulf
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    #1

    Top Ten P4P Mike Tyson Quotes

    Making a t-shirt with my top ten quotes. Whats are yours??

    My picks:

    -I just want to conquer people and their souls.
    -Some people try to get you out of slavery for you to be their slave.
    -I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.
    -I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.
    -Most writers, in my opinion, are ***********al derelicts.
    -I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.
    -He was trying to scrutinize with my brain.
    -I feel like Rip Van Winkle right now.
    -He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.
    -Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.


    Runner up: I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.
  • xzworks
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    #2
    -I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

    lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Ch@mpBox@PR
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      #3
      "Ill **** You, Till You love me. ******!!"

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      • The Beatles
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        #4
        Originally posted by Ch@mpBox@PR
        "Ill **** You, Till You love me. ******!!"


        this is my pick

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        • check hook
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          #5
          if we are going to do this thread.....let's at least do it right......with video


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          • southcentralcar
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            #6
            Originally posted by check hook
            if we are going to do this thread.....let's at least do it right......with video


            number 6 is the best one for me everyone started cracking up exept for tyson and the baby he was holding seriously.. imagine mike going to strip clubs and earning some extra cash from strippers for giving them lapdances
            Last edited by southcentralcar; 04-18-2010, 05:20 AM.

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            • ATG Fighter
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              #7
              Originally posted by Ch@mpBox@PR
              "Ill **** You, Till You love me. ******!!"
              Yeah TS missed one. Saw it on youtube and I was LMAO

              Tyson

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              • jaskieee
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                #8
                I can think of a couple of other good ones

                "i broke my back!" the quote by itself isnt much special but the interview is golden along with
                "im a semi good husband"

                his quotes dont only apply to boxing, there universal

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                • -Lowkey-
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                  #9
                  "I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

                  "I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"

                  "How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."

                  i like the story about his pigeon the best

                  "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile ******."

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                  • lance_uppercut
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                    #10
                    Tyson on the Lennox Lewis fight:

                    "My goal is to be professional, but to kill him."

                    Drederick Tatum came to mind right away.

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