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  • etlux
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    #41
    Originally posted by PensionKiller
    Yeah like you're gonna get to **** the very hottest women in the world?

    Every country has hot chicks
    Not Britain

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      #42
      Originally posted by Check
      England is like a new born baby *****. At times it can surprise you and give you joy in your life but a lot of other times you wish to toss it in the garbage because it gets whiny. It cries when it feels like it isn't getting the attention it deserves.

      Big bad America on the other hand is like grown ass man. It keeps to itself until someone provokes it so much that it has to shut that person up. Americas presence is calming and demands respect.

      Thats what you like to think of yourselves! as, let me tell ya most Brits see American's as people who live in the clouds, people are hyperactivity happy and dizzy.

      Max Kellerman is the stereotypical American man Lol, not whom you just described.

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        #43
        Originally posted by boxer2k5
        you crazy id take a fat chick over some broad with a ****ed up grill.
        It's a myth that Brits have bad teeth.

        Yes the Royals and some famous people, but normal people have dentists

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          #44
          Originally posted by rabagiyo
          Susan Boyle .
          Fail Susan boyle is Scottish

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            #45
            Originally posted by etlux
            Not Britain
            Where are you from?

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              #46
              Originally posted by etlux
              British Gangstas:

              American Gangstas:

              you call 50 cent a amercian gangsta,lol you ****

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                #47
                Originally posted by Dynamite Kid
                Thats what you like to think of yourselves! as, let me tell ya most Brits see American's as people who live in the clouds, people are hyperactivity happy and dizzy.

                Max Kellerman is the stereotypical American man Lol, not whom you just described.
                We are trying to ship Kellerman out of the nation. A real American man is Larry Merchant!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by etlux
                  Not Britain
                  Kate Beckinsdale, Cheryl Cole, Elizabeth Hurley, Kelly Brook, you gay?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by project xxx1
                    you call 50 cent a amercian gangsta,lol you ****
                    he's more gangsta than that ugly trailer trash lookin brit above him

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by etlux
                      Typical Natural Age Progression of a English Woman:


                      you do know that woman is a amercian on crystal meth,you **** owned yourself

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