America is like Jessica Alba. England is like..............

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    England is like a new born baby *****. At times it can surprise you and give you joy in your life but a lot of other times you wish to toss it in the garbage because it gets whiny. It cries when it feels like it isn't getting the attention it deserves.

    Big bad America on the other hand is like grown ass man. It keeps to itself until someone provokes it so much that it has to shut that person up. Americas presence is calming and demands respect.

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    • boxer2k5
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      #32
      Originally posted by etlux
      Typical Natural Age Progression of a English Woman:


      your crazy lmaoooooo eww what is that a meth addict

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        #33
        this is gonna end real ugly for the brits.


        just like their women.

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          #34
          Originally posted by etlux
          Typical Natural Age Progression of a English Woman:


          Is that Mick Jagger?

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            #35
            Originally posted by PensionKiller
            Half of America is obease

            I'd rather **** a green teeth woman than a fat *****
            you crazy id take a fat chick over some broad with a ****ed up grill.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Check
              Is that Mick Jagger?
              lmaooooooooooooooo

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              • z0jo
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                #37
                This british chick is hotter than alba and im not even from the uk



                :wank:

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                • etlux
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                  #38
                  British Gangstas:

                  American Gangstas:

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Ekscape
                    you're not from America if you really think that... America has some of the best looking women in the work without a doubt
                    Yeah like you're gonna get to **** the very hottest women in the world?

                    Every country has hot chicks

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Check
                      England is like a new born baby *****. At times it can surprise you and give you joy in your life but a lot of other times you wish to toss it in the garbage because it gets whiny. It cries when it feels like it isn't getting the attention it deserves.

                      Big bad America on the other hand is like grown ass man. It keeps to itself until someone provokes it so much that it has to shut that person up. Americas presence is calming and demands respect.
                      we have stuff laying around in our gardens in england older than your country and you call us the baby and amercia the grown ass man.lol,amercia is like the big dumb juice head that does what ever the smart guy tells him to do

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