You've watched to much Boxing when...

[Derranged_]

That made me lol

What about my doctor one?

[DARKSEID]

when you stand in line and the store with your left foot in front of the right(or vice versa for southpaws)

when you walk down the street displaying head movement

wow lol I do both of those =/

[Ben_London]

What about my doctor one?

That was quite good too. Funnily enough, when I went for a blood test once I couldn't eat for like 12 hours before as it was gonna **** the specific test up, so it is true almost.

[piano man]

when you turn the light switch on by throwing a jab or straight right hand

[DARKSEID]

when your girl asks you to talk dirty, you do a lampley: " ****, ****, ****. ****! ****! ****! Try and stop it! ****! ****! Here i come. ****! You want to throw some time? ****!"

lmao.......

[Ray*]

You let your girlfriend use your ball sack as a speedbag.

You call in radio stations demanding Roy Jones Jr songs.

You take a cutman with you to the dentist.

You defend Mike Tyson on a panel of feminists.

You're with your woman in bed and you shout "Down goes Frazier!"

You ask your friends what their walking around weight is.

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo...

[gatagata]

when playing basketball you try to dodge the ball instead of catching it

[fightfan_79]

You let your girlfriend use your ball sack as a speedbag.

You call in radio stations demanding Roy Jones Jr songs.

You take a cutman with you to the dentist.

You defend Mike Tyson on a panel of feminists.

You're with your woman in bed and you shout "Down goes Frazier!"

You ask your friends what their walking around weight is.

Excellent thread!

[Ray*]

When you call up your doctor and ask for random blood tests throughout the year.

Thats a good one too lol..

When your girl asks you to talk dirty, you do a Lampley: " ****, ****, ****. ****! ****! ****! Try and stop it! ****! ****! Here I come. ****! You want to throw some time? ****!"

I cant take this anymore looooool

[..WaRSpencE..]

When you remember important dates because they're around Fight dates...


Example: Me and my girl had broke up in mid 07 and got back together on Nov 10th of that same year..the night of Cotto-Mosley..LMAO!..I always mention how important Nov 10th was for me cuz we got back together on that day..little does she know I only remember that because it was the Cotto-Mosley fight..haha