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  • Ben_London
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    #1

    You've watched to much Boxing when...

    You let your girlfriend use your ball sack as a speedbag.

    You call in radio stations demanding Roy Jones Jr songs.

    You take a cutman with you to the dentist.

    You defend Mike Tyson on a panel of feminists.

    You're with your woman in bed and you shout "Down goes Frazier!"

    You ask your friends what their walking around weight is.
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    #2
    lmao good thread IMO

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    • infamous larryx
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      #3
      when you know people like reed,burner and carnivore

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      • Mr. Philadel
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        #4
        when your 4yr old son sits around you and ask you the winner of his fantasy match ups!!......plus on Monday morning I woke my son up for kindergarden and the first thing he said was that "Fast Eddie might be smaller than Klitschko but he's faster"......true story!!!.....this is not supposed to be the first thing a 4yr old says in the morning .....so yes, I've been watching too much boxing!!

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        • infamous larryx
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          #5
          when you stand in line and the store with your left foot in front of the right(or vice versa for southpaws)

          when you walk down the street displaying head movement

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          • Ben_London
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            #6
            Originally posted by Al Pacino
            when you stand in line and the store with your left foot in front of the right(or vice versa for southpaws)

            when you walk down the street displaying head movement
            LOL, liked those ones.

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            • infamous larryx
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              #7
              when you look in your closet and see

              1-several boxing gloves
              2-pads
              3-mouth pieces
              4-hand wraps
              -own a speed bag and a punching bag
              5-your son knows how to box
              6-you choose boxing over sex
              7-are well know on a boxing website(larryx)lol

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              • rskumm21
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                #8
                Originally posted by Ben_London
                You let your girlfriend use your ball sack as a speedbag.

                You call in radio stations demanding Roy Jones Jr songs.

                You take a cutman with you to the dentist.

                You defend Mike Tyson on a panel of feminists.

                You're with your woman in bed and you shout "Down goes Frazier!"

                You ask your friends what their walking around weight is.
                "Down Goes Frazier"
                LOL

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                • The Gully Gad
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                  #9
                  When you demand your partner takes a blood test before any physical activity

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                  • SiCaRiO13 Jr
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                    #10
                    When you shadowbox in front of every mirror you see

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