Breaking News!!!! Manny Pacquiao drops fork!!

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He's the guy scheduled to suck Pac's balls from 7 to 9 in the morning. Then it's Koncz's turn.

Seriously, he flushes the toilet for Manny and weighs his **** every morning.

That may sound like a joke, but I have connections that know Ronnie, and according to them... 2.7 lbs yesterday...

[The Noose]

While taking a break from his rigorous training camp for the upcoming bout with Joshua Clottey, Manny Pacquiao was seen dining at a Filipino restaurant close to the Wild Card gym in Hollywood California. Diners and boxing fans alike were shocked to see the world's number 1 pound for pound fighter drop his fork while attempting to eat some white rice.

"Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, it seemed to come loose from his grip" said New York born Mike Gyrllk who was dining in the restaurant at the time, "We were all shocked" he added.

Another witness described the aftermath as "Pandemonium", "Everybody started freaking out, one large member of his posse ran to try and save the fork from touching the floor but it was too late". The person she is referring to is believed to be Pacquaio's assistant Buboy but he like the rest of team Pacquiao was unavailable for comment.

Commentators from within the boxing world say this could be a bad omen for the upcoming Clottey fight and Roger Mayweather did not hold back in saying; “You look at Clottey that guy has never dropped a fork, that guy eats with his hands, Manny is in real mothaf***in trouble”. Boxing expert Joey Deltoff had this so say about the affair "Look it's obvious that Pac is a southpaw and used to using chopsticks, so let's not read too much in to this".

Stay tuned for more Manny Pacquiao news updates.

Manny Pacquifork.

Valero eats beans with a wooden spoon.

Aint no dropping a wooden spoon. The wood has a rougher texture that enables a more confident grip.
Plus with the oval bed of the spoon shape, those beans are safe and plentiful.

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[rskumm21]

You how come I know this story is bull****? Because everyone knows Pac eats his food with chopsticks.

[norrin]

Hilarious! You write better than some of the writer on a lot of these sites.

[Eaner0919]

You forgot to add that the article was written by Ronnie

not true

had it started with

"Filipino Ring Idol and the little guy I worship Manny Pacquiao"

then it would be from Ronnie

[Chups]

Hilarious. Good Job threadstarter. Ronnie sucks.

[CrackYourJaw]

While taking a break from his rigorous training camp for the upcoming bout with Joshua Clottey, Manny Pacquiao was seen dining at a Filipino restaurant close to the Wild Card gym in Hollywood California. Diners and boxing fans alike were shocked to see the world's number 1 pound for pound fighter drop his fork while attempting to eat some white rice.

"Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, it seemed to come loose from his grip" said New York born Mike Gyrllk who was dining in the restaurant at the time, "We were all shocked" he added.

Another witness described the aftermath as "Pandemonium", "Everybody started freaking out, one large member of his posse ran to try and save the fork from touching the floor but it was too late". The person she is referring to is believed to be Pacquaio's assistant Buboy but he like the rest of team Pacquiao was unavailable for comment.

Commentators from within the boxing world say this could be a bad omen for the upcoming Clottey fight and Roger Mayweather did not hold back in saying; “You look at Clottey that guy has never dropped a fork, that guy eats with his hands, Manny is in real mothaf***in trouble”. Boxing expert Joey Deltoff had this so say about the affair "Look it's obvious that Pac is a southpaw and used to using chopsticks, so let's not read too much in to this".

Stay tuned for more Manny Pacquiao news updates.

I don't think Filipinos use chopsticks...

But other than that, good read.

[Mickey Gomez]

I don't think Filipinos use chopsticks...

But other than that, good read.

Really? My bad.

[andres aza]

While taking a break from his rigorous training camp for the upcoming bout with Joshua Clottey, Manny Pacquiao was seen dining at a Filipino restaurant close to the Wild Card gym in Hollywood California. Diners and boxing fans alike were shocked to see the world's number 1 pound for pound fighter drop his fork while attempting to eat some white rice.

"Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, it seemed to come loose from his grip" said New York born Mike Gyrllk who was dining in the restaurant at the time, "We were all shocked" he added.

Another witness described the aftermath as "Pandemonium", "Everybody started freaking out, one large member of his posse ran to try and save the fork from touching the floor but it was too late". The person she is referring to is believed to be Pacquaio's assistant Buboy but he like the rest of team Pacquiao was unavailable for comment.

Commentators from within the boxing world say this could be a bad omen for the upcoming Clottey fight and Roger Mayweather did not hold back in saying; “You look at Clottey that guy has never dropped a fork, that guy eats with his hands, Manny is in real mothaf***in trouble”. Boxing expert Joey Deltoff had this so say about the affair "Look it's obvious that Pac is a southpaw and used to using chopsticks, so let's not read too much in to this".

Stay tuned for more Manny Pacquiao news updates.

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