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  • Mickey Gomez
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    Breaking News!!!! Manny Pacquiao drops fork!!

    While taking a break from his rigorous training camp for the upcoming bout with Joshua Clottey, Manny Pacquiao was seen dining at a Filipino restaurant close to the Wild Card gym in Hollywood California. Diners and boxing fans alike were shocked to see the world's number 1 pound for pound fighter drop his fork while attempting to eat some white rice.

    "Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, it seemed to come loose from his grip" said New York born Mike Gyrllk who was dining in the restaurant at the time, "We were all shocked" he added.

    Another witness described the aftermath as "Pandemonium", "Everybody started freaking out, one large member of his posse ran to try and save the fork from touching the floor but it was too late". The person she is referring to is believed to be Pacquaio's assistant Buboy but he like the rest of team Pacquiao was unavailable for comment.

    Commentators from within the boxing world say this could be a bad omen for the upcoming Clottey fight and Roger Mayweather did not hold back in saying; “You look at Clottey that guy has never dropped a fork, that guy eats with his hands, Manny is in real mothaf***in trouble”. Boxing expert Joey Deltoff had this so say about the affair "Look it's obvious that Pac is a southpaw and used to using chopsticks, so let's not read too much in to this".

    Stay tuned for more Manny Pacquiao news updates.
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    Originally posted by Mickey Gomez
    While taking a break from his rigorous training camp for the upcoming bout with Joshua Clottey, Manny Pacquiao was seen dining at a Filipino restaurant close to the Wild Card gym in Hollywood California. Diners and boxing fans alike were shocked to see the world's number 1 pound for pound fighter drop his fork while attempting to eat some white rice.

    "Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, it seemed to come loose from his grip" said New York born Mike Gyrllk who was dining in the restaurant at the time, "We were all shocked" he added.

    Another witness described the aftermath as "Pandemonium", "Everybody started freaking out, one large member of his posse ran to try and save the fork from touching the floor but it was too late". The person she is referring to is believed to be Pacquaio's assistant Buboy but he like the rest of team Pacquiao was unavailable for comment.

    Commentators from within the boxing world say this could be a bad omen for the upcoming Clottey fight and Roger Mayweather did not hold back in saying; “You look at Clottey that guy has never dropped a fork, that guy eats with his hands, Manny is in real mothaf***in trouble”. Boxing expert Joey Deltoff had this so say about the affair "Look it's obvious that Pac is a southpaw and used to using chopsticks, so let's not read too much in to this".

    Stay tuned for more Manny Pacquiao news updates.
    THis thread will get deleted but really it shouldnt.

    I understand that some of these reporters are Pacfans but its resulting in a serious backlash.

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    • Zhaakal
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      #3
      You forgot to add that the article was written by Ronnie

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      • 2fast2strong423
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        #4
        Best satire piece on here yet, LOVE IT!

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        • carts
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          #5
          dropping a fork while eating in pinoy means youll have a male visitor in your house.. thats the belief lol maybe this happened before steven seigal visited him lol..

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          • Mickey Gomez
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            #6
            Originally posted by Zhaakal
            You forgot to add that the article was written by Ronnie
            My bad.....

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            • wazaa.
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              #7
              lol you forgot to add "fighter of the decade", "p4p king" and 'asian hero" and etcetera next to manny's name.

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              • Ben_London
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                #8
                You forgot to add "God to all creatures on planet Earth".

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                • 2fast2strong423
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Soir
                  THis thread will get deleted but really it shouldnt.

                  I understand that some of these reporters are Pacfans but its resulting in a serious backlash.
                  this is totally tongue in cheek why would it get deleted?

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                  • renren40
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                    #10
                    Why did I read this?

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