David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why Floyd Hasn't Signed......

[Ray*]

Here we go.......

10) He was on romantic getaway with Elerbe and injured his ribs

9) Senior taught Floyd how to read, so he is having trouble spelling his name

8) He specifically requested size 10 font writing and the contract is written in 8

7) He needs to inject Xylocaine in his hand before he can sign

6) He wants Shane to take a PED test because his signing speed was extraordinary

5) Floyd can only sign if Elerbe is furiously rubbing his chest in a counter close wise motion

4) His signing arm is stuck in the shoulder roll position

3) He defaulted on his Pen Payments and the bank took back his Pen

2) Roger wants Floyd to fight Melissa St. Vil instead of Shane Mosley

1) Warner Bros. is producing a live action Bugs Bunny movie and Floyd is auditioning for the role of Daffy!

Lol, I actually like this idea and thread but why use an ALT account?? Nothing wrong with the Humour of your thread.

[1nonlymre]

It made me chuckle. Gotta admit I thought it was going to be really ******.


That other guy had it wrong....it's waaaaaaaayyy better than prostate cancer.

[screwhead1]

Few of those were pretty funny...

[Gutz]

LOL.. great post..

[Kryptonian]

Ray, this is not a ALT account (I had to look up ALT account on urban dictionary...lol) I just joined the forum a little while ago after lurking for a long time, and thought I'd post something.

I found this website about 7 months ago and I've never had access to so much boxing news, info, and knowledge. Been great to see boxing is alive and kicking and making a big comeback!!

[p4p-champ]

I have to admit it kinda made me laugh. Number 8 is something i can actually see happening knowing what a Prima Dona Floyd is.

[BattlingNelson]

Some good ones there.

Welcome to NSB.

[PinoyPower]

[prometheuslord]

nice one on number 6

[FLY TY]

Here we go.......

10) He was on romantic getaway with Elerbe and injured his ribs

9) Senior taught Floyd how to read, so he is having trouble spelling his name

8) He specifically requested size 10 font writing and the contract is written in 8

7) He needs to inject Xylocaine in his hand before he can sign

6) He wants Shane to take a PED test because his signing speed was extraordinary

5) Floyd can only sign if Elerbe is furiously rubbing his chest in a counter close wise motion

4) His signing arm is stuck in the shoulder roll position

3) He defaulted on his Pen Payments and the bank took back his Pen

2) Roger wants Floyd to fight Melissa St. Vil instead of Shane Mosley

1) Warner Bros. is producing a live action Bugs Bunny movie and Floyd is auditioning for the role of Daffy!

you get an E for "Effort." you tried.