David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why Floyd Hasn't Signed......

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  • Kryptonian
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    David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why Floyd Hasn't Signed......

    Here we go.......

    10) He was on romantic getaway with Elerbe and injured his ribs

    9) Senior taught Floyd how to read, so he is having trouble spelling his name

    8) He specifically requested size 10 font writing and the contract is written in 8

    7) He needs to inject Xylocaine in his hand before he can sign

    6) He wants Shane to take a PED test because his signing speed was extraordinary

    5) Floyd can only sign if Elerbe is furiously rubbing his chest in a counter close wise motion

    4) His signing arm is stuck in the shoulder roll position

    3) He defaulted on his Pen Payments and the bank took back his Pen

    2) Roger wants Floyd to fight Melissa St. Vil instead of Shane Mosley

    1) Warner Bros. is producing a live action Bugs Bunny movie and Floyd is auditioning for the role of Daffy!
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    #2
    bwahahahahahaha

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    • PAC-BOY
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      #3
      Originally posted by Kryptonian
      Here we go.......

      10) He was on romantic getaway with Elerbe and injured his ribs

      9) Senior taught Floyd how to read, so he is having trouble spelling his name

      8) He specifically requested size 10 font writing and the contract is written in 8

      7) He needs to inject Xylocaine in his hand before he can sign

      6) He wants Shane to take a PED test because his signing speed was extraordinary

      5) Floyd can only sign if Elerbe is furiously rubbing his chest in a counter close wise motion

      4) His signing arm is stuck in the shoulder roll position

      3) He defaulted on his Pen Payments and the bank took back his Pen

      2) Roger wants Floyd to fight Melissa St. Vil instead of Shane Mosley

      1) Warner Bros. is producing a live action Bugs Bunny movie and Floyd is auditioning for the role of Daffy!
      Change #1 to the roll of Goofy!

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      • Mr. Herbert
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        #4
        That was about as funny as prostate cancer.

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        • Owlzfan84
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          #5
          Originally posted by Mr. Herbert
          That was about as funny as prostate cancer.
          Prostate cancer isnt funny.....

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          • Mr. Herbert
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            #6
            Originally posted by Owlzfan84
            Prostate cancer isnt funny.....
            Exactly........

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            • boxaholic
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              #7
              The shoulder roll lmao

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              • Ch@mpBox@PR
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                #8
                Lmao jajajajajajajajajajaja

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                • KESSLER
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                  #9

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                  • REMOVED SHARK 97
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                    #10
                    funny ............ lol

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