If you can pick 30 boxers in a boxing Royal Rumble

[Kevin Jesus]

Jim Ross: Omg omg omg omg omg it's Zab Judah he's running in to the ring with a chair

Lawler: Oh lord what is he going to do with that!?

*Zab Stops right outside of the ring panting and gassing for air*

Ross: Folks, it looks like Zab Judah has gassed out once again!

Lawler: He didn't even make it inside the ring!

Ross: What's this!? It's Jermain Taylor! Jermain Taylor! Jermain Taylor! Jermain Taylor! Jermain Taylor! Jermain Taylor!

Lawler: Oh no Jermain is running inside the ring too what's going on here!?

*Taylor runs down the ramp towards the ring*

Ross: AND TAYLOR IS GOIN ON FULL SPEED! FULL SPEED! FULL SPEED! FULL SPEED! FULL SPEED! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

*Taylor stops where Judah stopped out side of the ring, now both panting for air*

[Zhaakal]

Vitali connects with a right hand on Calderon

Jim Ross: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!! THIS IS INHUMANE!!!!!!! GET THE MEDICS!!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THIS YOUNG SOUL MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GETING WHIPPED LIKE A GOVERMENT MULE!!!!!!

[Animalistic 5.0]

Vitali connects with a right hand on Calderon

Jim Ross: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!! THIS IS INHUMANE!!!!!!! GET THE MEDICS!!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THIS YOUNG SOUL MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GETING WHIPPED LIKE A GOVERMENT MULE!!!!!!

[aznhybrid]

1. Vitali
2. Wlad
3. Valuev
4. Tua
5. Calderon
6. Roy
7. Bernard
8. Mayweather
9. M. Pacquiao
10. B. Pacquiao
11. Tye Fields
12. Arreola
13. K. Johnson
14. David Haye
15. Mosley
16. De La Hoya
17. Juan Manuel Marquez
18. Juan Diaz
19. Butterbean
20. Calzaghe
21. Froch
22. Taylor
23. Andre Ward
24. Andre Dirrell
25. Andre Berto
26. Abraham
27. Kessler
28. Roger Mayweather
29. Timothy Bradley
30. The Undertaker

Highlights:

* First elimination would be Kingpin Johnson. He looks cool and confident while entering the ring but as soon as he finds out that Vitali ise the nr. 2 entrant he immediately GTFO out of the arena.

* Bobby and Manny team up on JMM who desperately tries to fend them off with pee but fails. Bobby and Manny continue to double team him until he is thrown out of the ring.

* As Bobby and Manny are celebrating the elimation of JMM, Floyd Sr. from ringside distracts both of them while Roger and Floyd Jr. pounce on them from behind and eliminate both of them

* Roger, under the influence of crack, manages to trip over the top rope while giving a hug to Floyd, eliminating them both.

* Roy Jones and Calzaghe form an alliance to eliminate Hopkins, after Hopkins has been eliminated, he takes a chair from ringside and comes back into the ring, demolishing both Roy and Calzaghe. Bernard quickly shouts out: 60/40, ain't it a mother****er. and throws them both over the top rope.

* During all of this time, the K bros have formed an alliance and eliminated everyone. They are both standing in the ring, afraid to engage eachother becouse momma is at ringside... BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?! The arena turns pitch black and.... and... IT'S THE UNNNNNNDERTAKER!!!!! The Undertaker goes old school on both K bros and tombstones them both. Then out of nowhere in comes HBK who Sweet Chin Music's all three BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?! It's BRET THE HITMAN HART!!!!!! He Sharpshoots HBK while Taker and both K brothers are out cold BUT WTF IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! IT RICKY THE HITMAN HATTON!!!!!!! Ough, he's out of gas already ? BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?!?!!?! It's TOMMY THE HITMAN HEARNS who knocks everybody the **** out with his big right hand and eliminates all. After that, in comes Emanuel Stewart with his oldschool Kronk suit and sayis: Mother****ers, i knew this would happen excactly how it happend... BUT WHAT IS THIS ?!?!?! Tommy Hearns knocks the **** out of Emanuel Stewart and says: N***a, you don't know shiiiiiet.

[UnDeniable]

1. Vitali
2. Wlad
3. Valuev
4. Tua
5. Calderon
6. Roy
7. Bernard
8. Mayweather
9. M. Pacquiao
10. B. Pacquiao
11. Tye Fields
12. Arreola
13. K. Johnson
14. David Haye
15. Mosley
16. De La Hoya
17. Juan Manuel Marquez
18. Juan Diaz
19. Butterbean
20. Calzaghe
21. Froch
22. Taylor
23. Andre Ward
24. Andre Dirrell
25. Andre Berto
26. Abraham
27. Kessler
28. Roger Mayweather
29. Timothy Bradley
30. The Undertaker

Highlights:

* First elimination would be Kingpin Johnson. He looks cool and confident while entering the ring but as soon as he finds out that Vitali ise the nr. 2 entrant he immediately GTFO out of the arena.

* Bobby and Manny team up on JMM who desperately tries to fend them off with pee but fails. Bobby and Manny continue to double team him until he is thrown out of the ring.

* As Bobby and Manny are celebrating the elimation of JMM, Floyd Sr. from ringside distracts both of them while Roger and Floyd Jr. pounce on them from behind and eliminate both of them

* Roger, under the influence of crack, manages to trip over the top rope while giving a hug to Floyd, eliminating them both.

* Roy Jones and Calzaghe form an alliance to eliminate Hopkins, after Hopkins has been eliminated, he takes a chair from ringside and comes back into the ring, demolishing both Roy and Calzaghe. Bernard quickly shouts out: 60/40, ain't it a mother****er. and throws them both over the top rope.

* During all of this time, the K bros have formed an alliance and eliminated everyone. They are both standing in the ring, afraid to engage eachother becouse momma is at ringside... BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?! The arena turns pitch black and.... and... IT'S THE UNNNNNNDERTAKER!!!!! The Undertaker goes old school on both K bros and tombstones them both. Then out of nowhere in comes HBK who Sweet Chin Music's all three BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?! It's BRET THE HITMAN HART!!!!!! He Sharpshoots HBK while Taker and both K brothers are out cold BUT WTF IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! IT RICKY THE HITMAN HATTON!!!!!!! Ough, he's out of gas already ? BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?!?!!?! It's TOMMY THE HITMAN HEARNS who knocks everybody the **** out with his big right hand and eliminates all. After that, in comes Emanuel Stewart with his oldschool Kronk suit and sayis: Mother****ers, i knew this would happen excactly how it happend... BUT WHAT IS THIS ?!?!?! Tommy Hearns knocks the **** out of Emanuel Stewart and says: N***a, you don't know shiiiiiet.

Classic

Tommy Hearns the last man standing

[kadyo's]

This thread is killin me.

[Kiid Dynamite]

You gotta add oscar de la hoya

[Dorian]

J.R's comments,

"MY GOD!! Don't do it you s.o.b, don't do it!"

[Kevin Jesus]

Jim Ross: "STONE COLD!, STONE COLD!, STONE COLD!, STONE COLD!, STONE COLD!, STONE COLD!, STONE COLD!, STONE COLD!, STONE COLD, BAH GODDD!!!!."

[P.WILL]

Jim, I gotta Tell you Calderon has done a great job surviving by climbing on Valuevs back