If you can pick 30 boxers in a boxing Royal Rumble

[GoogleMe]

1. Calderon
2. Wlad Klitschko
3. Nikolai Valuev
4. Carlos Baldomir
5. Ricardo Mayorga
6. Paul Williams
7. Amir Khan
8. David Tua
9. Vitali Klitschko
10. Carl Froch

[Kevin Jesus]

I agree and I mentioned in the past the build up would be a soap opera.


With that said if your gonna have a battle Royal its all about personalities to make the build up entertaining


The **** Talkers
Ricardo Mayorga
Vic Darchinyan
Celestino Cabellero
Mike Tyson (it would be hilarious to see him talk **** again)
James Toney
Antonio Tarver
Koki Kameda
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Edison Miranda

Entertaining fighters
Chris Arreola
Antonio Margarito
Arthur Abraham
Roy Jones Jr
David Haye

Fighters there just to make us laugh
Vinny paz
Ty Fields
Paulie Malignaggi
Emmanuel Augustus

well thats 18..I add onto this when I can think of more that would make this entertaining

HAHAHAHA I couldn't have made a better list.

Tyson Fury needs to be in there.

[GoogleMe]

You've got to add David Haye when the Klitschko's are in there. Then we'll actually have a chance of seing them fight. But really, Valuev? The worst fighter ever....

1. Calderon
2. Wlad Klitschko
3. Nikolai Valuev
4. Carlos Baldomir
5. Ricardo Mayorga
6. Paul Williams
7. Amir Khan
8. David Tua
9. Vitali Klitschko
10. Carl Froch
11. David Haye

[GoogleMe]

HAHAHAHA I couldn't have made a better list.

Tyson Fury needs to be in there.

Haha, Tyson Fury needs a matchup against himself.. We need to see how many rounds before he selfdestruct.

[Kevin Jesus]

Haha, Tyson Fury needs a matchup against himself.. We need to see how many rounds before he selfdestruct.

I'd like to see Joshua Clottey in there to see how many boxers can take his punches in a Royal Rumble.

[Khalid X]

**** it why not throw Roger Mayweather in there. I wanna see some more on those choke take downs like the one he put on Judah and that b!tch that got outta line at his gym.

[Blue Heffner]

Arthur Abraham is a must. Wide looping punches and a tight D.

[Zhaakal]

1. Vitali
2. Wlad
3. Valuev
4. Tua
5. Calderon
6. Roy
7. Bernard
8. Mayweather
9. M. Pacquiao
10. B. Pacquiao
11. Tye Fields
12. Arreola
13. K. Johnson
14. David Haye
15. Mosley
16. De La Hoya
17. Juan Manuel Marquez
18. Juan Diaz
19. Butterbean
20. Calzaghe
21. Froch
22. Taylor
23. Andre Ward
24. Andre Dirrell
25. Andre Berto
26. Abraham
27. Kessler
28. Roger Mayweather
29. Timothy Bradley
30. The Undertaker

Highlights:

* First elimination would be Kingpin Johnson. He looks cool and confident while entering the ring but as soon as he finds out that Vitali ise the nr. 2 entrant he immediately GTFO out of the arena.

* Bobby and Manny team up on JMM who desperately tries to fend them off with pee but fails. Bobby and Manny continue to double team him until he is thrown out of the ring.

* As Bobby and Manny are celebrating the elimation of JMM, Floyd Sr. from ringside distracts both of them while Roger and Floyd Jr. pounce on them from behind and eliminate both of them

* Roger, under the influence of crack, manages to trip over the top rope while giving a hug to Floyd, eliminating them both.

* Roy Jones and Calzaghe form an alliance to eliminate Hopkins, after Hopkins has been eliminated, he takes a chair from ringside and comes back into the ring, demolishing both Roy and Calzaghe. Bernard quickly shouts out: 60/40, ain't it a mother****er. and throws them both over the top rope.

* During all of this time, the K bros have formed an alliance and eliminated everyone. They are both standing in the ring, afraid to engage eachother becouse momma is at ringside... BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?! The arena turns pitch black and.... and... IT'S THE UNNNNNNDERTAKER!!!!! The Undertaker goes old school on both K bros and tombstones them both. Then out of nowhere in comes HBK who Sweet Chin Music's all three BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?! It's BRET THE HITMAN HART!!!!!! He Sharpshoots HBK while Taker and both K brothers are out cold BUT WTF IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! IT RICKY THE HITMAN HATTON!!!!!!! Ough, he's out of gas already ? BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?!?!!?! It's TOMMY THE HITMAN HEARNS who knocks everybody the **** out with his big right hand and eliminates all. After that, in comes Emanuel Stewart with his oldschool Kronk suit and sayis: Mother****ers, i knew this would happen excactly how it happend... BUT WHAT IS THIS ?!?!?! Tommy Hearns knocks the **** out of Emanuel Stewart and says: N***a, you don't know shiiiiiet.

[Kevin Jesus]

1. Vitali
2. Wlad
3. Valuev
4. Tua
5. Calderon
6. Roy
7. Bernard
8. Mayweather
9. M. Pacquiao
10. B. Pacquiao
11. Tye Fields
12. Arreola
13. K. Johnson
14. David Haye
15. Mosley
16. De La Hoya
17. Juan Manuel Marquez
18. Juan Diaz
19. Butterbean
20. Calzaghe
21. Froch
22. Taylor
23. Andre Ward
24. Andre Dirrell
25. Andre Berto
26. Abraham
27. Kessler
28. Roger Mayweather
29. Timothy Bradley
30. The Undertaker

Highlights:

* First elimination would be Kingpin Johnson. He looks cool and confident while entering the ring but as soon as he finds out that Vitali ise the nr. 2 entrant he immediately GTFO out of the arena.

* Bobby and Manny team up on JMM who desperately tries to fend them off with pee but fails. Bobby and Manny continue to double team him until he is thrown out of the ring.

* As Bobby and Manny are celebrating the elimation of JMM, Floyd Sr. from ringside distracts both of them while Roger and Floyd Jr. pounce on them from behind and eliminate both of them

* Roger, under the influence of crack, manages to trip over the top rope while giving a hug to Floyd, eliminating them both.

* Roy Jones and Calzaghe form an alliance to eliminate Hopkins, after Hopkins has been eliminated, he takes a chair from ringside and comes back into the ring, demolishing both Roy and Calzaghe. Bernard quickly shouts out: 60/40, ain't it a mother****er. and throws them both over the top rope.

* During all of this time, the K bros have formed an alliance and eliminated everyone. They are both standing in the ring, afraid to engage eachother becouse momma is at ringside... BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?! The arena turns pitch black and.... and... IT'S THE UNNNNNNDERTAKER!!!!! The Undertaker goes old school on both K bros and tombstones them both. Then out of nowhere in comes HBK who Sweet Chin Music's all three BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?! It's BRET THE HITMAN HEART!!!!!! He Sharpshoots HBK while Taker and both K brothers are out cold BUT WTF IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! IT RICKY THE HITMAN HATTON!!!!!!! Ough, he's out of gas already ? BUT WHAT IS THIS !?!?!?!!?! It's TOMMY THE HITMAN HEARNS who knocks everybody the **** out with his big right hand and eliminates all. After that, in comes Emanuel Stewart with his oldschool Kronk suit and sayis: Mother****ers, i knew this would happen excactly how it happend... BUT WHAT IS THIS ?!?!?! Tommy Hearns knocks the **** out of Emanuel Stewart and says: *****, you don't know shiiiiiet.

HAHAHA classic. I had it like this but your is tight too:


1. Ivan Calderon
2. Wladimir Klitschko
3. Nikolai Valuev
4. Carlos Baldomir
5. Ricardo Mayorga
6. Paul Williams
7. Amir Khan
8. David Tua
9. Vitali Klitschko
10. Vic Darchinyan
11. Celestino Cabellero
12. Mike Tyson
13. James Toney
14. Antonio Tarver
15. Koki Kameda
16. Floyd Mayweather Jr.
17. Edison Miranda
18. Chris Arreola
19. Antonio Margarito
20. Carl Froch
21. Arthur Abraham
22. Roy Jones Jr
23. David Haye
24. Vinny paz
25. Ty Fields
26. Paulie Malignaggi
27. Emmanuel Augustus
28. Roger Mayweather
29.
30.


We need 4 referees to be ringside so they observe who's feet landed on the ground and make sure there's no cheating. We need two announcers also.

[Kevin Jesus]

Jim Ross: Omg omg omg omg omg it's Zab Judah he's running in to the ring with a chair

Lawler: Oh lord what is he going to do with that!?

*Zab Stops right outside of the ring panting and gassing for air*

Ross: Folks, it looks like Zab Judah has gassed out once again!

Lawler: He didn't even make it inside the ring!