Words that will neva eva eva be spoken in real life

[extracurRICular]

I brushed my teeth today...and wiped my ass after I took a dump so I have no skid marks.....
-OldGringo

[daggum]

"he just caught me with a good punch thats all"-any calzaghe opponent

[RightCross94]

"I have great appreciation and fondness for the European culture and way of life, and the standard of boxing over there is excellent" -Bernard Hopkins

"You know I don't think my tastebuds can handle this"-Juan Manuel Marquez

"Manny really knocked me out cold didn't he?"-Ricky Hatton

"No thanks I'm not drinking tonight I'll just take a mineral water"-Ricky Hatton

"You know I might pass on the full english and just take cereal thanks I'm trying to stay in shape"-Ricky Hatton

"Who's next? I said who's next?! I got milk baby!! Detroit in the house!"-Wladimir Klitschko

[Jordee-G]

"i want a rematch with Ricky Hatton, i want a war before i retire" - Manny Pacquiao

[Toney Loc]

"Joe Calzaghe is a great champion and a fine gentleman.
- daggum

"Joan Guzman....I LOVE YOU!"
-dondi330

"I'ma fuck you till you love me, faggot."
-Manny Pacquiao

"I'm still pretty as a girl!"
-Valuev

[sigrab]

"For a change, Imma start posting some meaningful stuff."
-King Burner

[Spray_resistant]

"What a great display of technical skill, foot work, and hand speed displayed by Edwin Valero in this fight, now lets go to the judges decision".- any broadcaster

[Libido Sanchez]

"OK, Jim, after three rounds of boxing, I don't have a score. Let me tell you, there's this beautiful blonde with giant, mouth-watering **** sitting right next to me and when either fighter lands a solid blow she's gets up and starts jumping up and down. I can't keep my eyes off those succulent melons!!! Under the unified rules of score-keeping, I have to give myself a no contest." —Harold Lederman

[bigdognyc]

"I work with Ellerbe so why would I spend my vacation time with him???Besides, I'd rather be in the company of women...." - PBF

"Crack is wack"- Floyd Sr.

"I want to thank the Battered Womens Association for honoring me with this ceremony in recognition for helping countless women from abusive circumstances...." Roger Mayweather

[cherokee]

"i have a daddy" - Burner!

"Money aint everything!" - Money May