Words that will neva eva eva be spoken in real life

[nomadman]

"No thanks, I'll just have an orange juice."
-Ricky Hatton

"He fought most valiantly, and were circumstances different I feel he may even have given me a sound thrashing, but, as you can clearly see, Harold my man, my superior conditioning and boxing skills were just too much for Mr Klitschko to handle."
-Chris Arreola

"Ain't no muthaf**er gonna beat me, y'aaaallll."
-Kostya Tszyu

"Well, you know, on second thoughts, I felt I lost that fight to Calzaghe."
-Bernard Hopkins

"Remember guys, I'm biased and totally incompetent."
-Joe Cortez

"I'm donating the fee for my next fight to charity."
-Oscar de la Hoya

"David Haye, I liiiikkkkeee!"
-Wladimir Klitschko

[Sorbetero]

"im an atheist" pacq and holyfield

[nomadman]

"Well, I guess it's time to call it a day."
Evander Holyfield

"Me too!"
-Roy Jones Jr.

"I refuse to rematch Sergio Martinez. He's just too damned sexy."
-Paul Williams

"Down goes Tua!"
-Jim Lampley

"Damn, that tasted f***ing disgusting."
-Juan Manuel Marquez

"I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical..."
-James Toney

[cherokee]

some hilarious **** in here...too many to mention, keep it coming hahahah

[extracurRICular]

"He fought most valiantly, and were circumstances different I feel he may even have given me a sound thrashing, but, as you can clearly see, Harold my man, my superior conditioning and boxing skills were just too much for Mr Klitschko to handle."
-Chris Arreola

"Damn, that tasted f***ing disgusting."
-Juan Manuel Marquez

Holy ****........classics......

[nomadman]

"Joe Louis was a bum. Either of the Klitschkos would have beaten him senseless with only one hand."
-Bert Sugar

"No more, no more, he's too damned tough!"
-Marvin Hagler

"Well actually, I'd love to fight in Europe. They really treat you with respect and fairness over there."
-Bernard Hopkins

"He beat the **** out of me!"
-Dmitri Salita

"Goodness gracious, I feel I may have done myself a mischief."
-Vitali Klitschko (on sustaining an injury)

"Sven Ottke, what a legend."
-Me

[cherokee]

i was winning against pacman by a country mile - ricky hatton

oh wait, he actually said it, the dillusional fool!

[extracurRICular]

i was winning against pacman by a country mile - ricky hatton

oh wait, he actually said, the dillusional fool!

Nice........thread is turning out to be a classic.....hahahah

[nomadman]

"Whoa, whoa, I'm flattered Leonard, honestly I am, but, you know, I like girls."
Floyd Mayweather Jr.

"You want me to put plaster in my gloves? But isn't that, like, cheating?"
-Antonio Margarito

"I'm sick of fighting endless tune-ups. Give me Klitschko!"
-Alexander Povetkin

"Superb ball punching from Golota. He's really digging those shots in."
-Jim Lampley

"De la Hoya. Now that's a real Mexican warrior."
-Julio Cesar Chavez

[extracurRICular]

"Whoa, whoa, I'm flattered Leonard, honestly I am, but, you know, I like girls."
Floyd Mayweather Jr.

"You want me to put plaster in my gloves? But isn't that, like, cheating?"
-Antonio Margarito

"I'm sick of fighting endless tune-ups. Give me Klitschko!"
-Alexander Povetkin

"Superb ball punching from Golota. He's really digging those shots in."
-Jim Lampley

"De la Hoya. Now that's a real Mexican warrior."
-Julio Cesar Chavez

Ok that one earns ya some green K!!!!hahaha