So which one of the HBO Team do you think is most likely to ****** a pig over Xmas?

[Roger Mellie]

I've thought about it, and I've narrowed it down to three main candidates:


1. Harold Lederman


"Okay Jim! Jim, I gotta tell ya... this is all one-way traffic, this pig's giving nothing back at all. He's just grunting and squirming a little bit as I say 'Little pig, little pig, let me in.... your fuckin' ass.' Three rounds ta nuthin', me. JIM!"



2. Lennox Lewis


"You know, uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... my advice to anyone that wants to uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... ****** a pig is that if you uhmmmmmmmmmm... definitely want to ****** a pig, then the way to uhmmmmmmmmmm do it, is to definitely find a pig and uhmmmmmmmmm, you know... ****** it. Definitely."



3. Max Keller****


"Me ******ing this PIG is a MODern CLASSIC that ranks UP there WITH Tony ZALE and ROCKY GrazIANO."



I think if I had to narrow it down they'd be the chief suspects... but what say YOU?

1. Lederman - He looks a likely sort.

2. Lewis - could be a dark horse in this one..ummm....its the..ummm..quiet ones etc.

3. Keller**** looks like he might get ******ed by a pig,and far from complaining and cutting it off in its prime,would willingy offer up his knot.

[Toney Loc]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!

Kellerman didn't bring up Paul or Floyd in your quote, though.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

I didn't mean the lisp (I never noticed it tbh) I mean the way he really overemphasises every second word.

Annie, how the f(!) do you not notice that lisp? his overemphasis on words is greatly highlighted by the lisp..when you watch him rant on HD, it actually feels like he's about to spit on you

[Guest]

I dunno actually... I think I try and mentally tune him out.

[Bigchill79]

I dont trust Kellerman

[Zhaakal]

Great thread

[eli porter]

WHAT do you MAKE of the Keller****'s exTREMEly ANNOYING enUNciATION, Drew?

Personally I always picture this in my mind's eye when he speaks:

I hope this isn't some deep **** about how his brother got killed with a hammer because if it is that's pretty ****ing out of order.

[Calilloyd]

I've thought about it, and I've narrowed it down to three main candidates:


1. Harold Lederman


"Okay Jim! Jim, I gotta tell ya... this is all one-way traffic, this pig's giving nothing back at all. He's just grunting and squirming a little bit as I say 'Little pig, little pig, let me in.... your fuckin' ass.' Three rounds ta nuthin', me. JIM!"



2. Lennox Lewis


"You know, uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... my advice to anyone that wants to uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... ****** a pig is that if you uhmmmmmmmmmm... definitely want to ****** a pig, then the way to uhmmmmmmmmmm do it, is to definitely find a pig and uhmmmmmmmmm, you know... ****** it. Definitely."



3. Max Keller****


"Me ******ing this PIG is a MODern CLASSIC that ranks UP there WITH Tony ZALE and ROCKY GrazIANO."



I think if I had to narrow it down they'd be the chief suspects... but what say YOU?

You have their speech patterns down perfectly LOL

[Libido Sanchez]

No wonder Lederman always sounds super excited giving scores. He's busy makin' bacon.

[Guest]

I hope this isn't some deep **** about how his brother got killed with a hammer because if it is that's pretty ****ing out of order.

You'll never see me doing a bad taste gag on here.

It was purely a coincidence, of course. No, really.