So which one of the HBO Team do you think is most likely to ****** a pig over Xmas?

[Guest]

I've thought about it, and I've narrowed it down to three main candidates:


1. Harold Lederman


"Okay Jim! Jim, I gotta tell ya... this is all one-way traffic, this pig's giving nothing back at all. He's just grunting and squirming a little bit as I say 'Little pig, little pig, let me in.... your fuckin' ass.' Three rounds ta nuthin', me. JIM!"



2. Lennox Lewis


"You know, uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... my advice to anyone that wants to uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... ****** a pig is that if you uhmmmmmmmmmm... definitely want to ****** a pig, then the way to uhmmmmmmmmmm do it, is to definitely find a pig and uhmmmmmmmmm, you know... ****** it. Definitely."



3. Max Keller****


"Me ******ing this PIG is a MODern CLASSIC that ranks UP there WITH Tony ZALE and ROCKY GrazIANO."



I think if I had to narrow it down they'd be the chief suspects... but what say YOU?

[DrewWoodside]

I've thought about it, and I've narrowed it down to three main candidates:


1. Harold Lederman


"Okay Jim! Jim, I gotta tell ya... this is all one-way traffic, this pig's giving nothing back at all. He's just grunting and squirming a little bit as I say 'Little pig, little pig, let me in.... your fuckin' ass.' Three rounds ta nuthin', me. JIM!"



2. Lennox Lewis


"You know, uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... my advice to anyone that wants to uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... ****** a pig is that if you uhmmmmmmmmmm... definitely want to ****** a pig, then the way to uhmmmmmmmmmm do it, is to definitely find a pig and uhmmmmmmmmm, you know... ****** it. Definitely."



3. Max Keller****


"Me ******ing this PIG is a MODern CLASSIC that ranks UP there WITH Tony ZALE and ROCKY GrazIANO."



I think if I had to narrow it down they'd be the chief suspects... but what say YOU?

Once again, Kellerman heavily overreacting to what IMO is at best an okayy pig ******ation.. This really isn't Basillio/Robinson level pig-touching.

[krispy kreme]

Kellerman is easily the best candidate.

[Slyboots]

This thread is ****in awesome lol.

I'll have to go with Lennox, just because your impression of him was the best.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

lennox....definitely

[Guest]

Once again, Kellerman heavily overreacting to what IMO is at best an okayy pig ******ation.. This really isn't Basillio/Robinson level pig-touching.

WHAT do you MAKE of the Keller****'s exTREMEly ANNOYING enUNciATION, Drew?

Personally I always picture this in my mind's eye when he speaks:

[VERDUGO]

That Lennox Lewis qoute made laughed.. LOL

Ledderman by the way. He's the first that popped out of my head when I read the thread title.He just looks like that type of guy to me.

[PittyPat]

Oh yes, I laffed. :laff2:

It's gotta be Lederman, for sure - the old fogey sounds like just the type to engage in a bit of piggy fiddling (brutally, I might add).

Lennox, meanwhile, is too busy trying to figure out what's going on in front of him, let alone ****** anything; whilst you'd be hard-pressed to be able to remove Kellerman's mouth off of Michael Katsidis' gianormous nutsack.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

WHAT do you MAKE of the Keller****'s exTREMEly ANNOYING enUNciATION, Drew?

Personally I always picture this in my mind's eye when he speaks:

i think his lisp is a great touch

[Guest]

I didn't mean the lisp (I never noticed it tbh) I mean the way he really overemphasises every second word.