I would love Jesus if he acted like Mayweather

[Oasis_Lad]

Let's compare their respective careers.....

Feeding the 5 Thousand...

Jesus: Jesus using 5 loaves of bread and two fishes manages to feed 5 thousand starving people.

Money May: Sons, during the promotion of Mayweather-Marquez, money May and Unky Rog rolled into town and fed twice as many homeless, dawg

Round 1: Money 1 Jesus 0

Bringing Lazarus back to life.....

Jesus: Jesus in his infinite wisdom shows the majesty of the power of God and Brings Lazarus, a beggar, back to life after death

Money May: Money don't need to bring no fools back, dawg. Money is a giver - he gives career high pay days to all.


Round 2: Money 2 Jesus 0


Walking on Water.....

Jesus: Jesus shows that that laws of physics hold no weight with him as he walks on water.

Money may: Man, Money don't need to walk. When you're as good as him you drive the best, baby.

Round 3: Money 3 Jesus 0

Clear win for Mayweather.

[Dambala]

That's probably why he didn't protest getting nailed to the cross -- he was weight-drained at the time.

I also heard he had problems in his camp, especially with his trainer Judas.

[UnDeniable]

Let's compare their respective careers.....

Feeding the 5 Thousand...

Jesus: Jesus using 5 loaves of bread and two fishes manages to feed 5 thousand starving people.

Money May: Sons, during the promotion of Mayweather-Marquez, money May and Unky Rog rolled into town and fed twice as many homeless, dawg

Round 1: Money 1 Jesus 0

Bringing Lazarus back to life.....

Jesus: Jesus in his infinite wisdom shows the majesty of the power of God and Brings Lazarus, a beggar, back to life after death

Money May: Money don't need to bring no fools back, dawg. Money is a giver - he gives career high pay days to all.


Round 2: Money 2 Jesus 0


Walking on Water.....

Jesus: Jesus shows that that laws of physics hold no weight with him as he walks on water.

Money may: Man, Money don't need to walk. When you're as good as him you drive the best, baby.

Round 3: Money 3 Jesus 0

Clear win for Mayweather.

Split Decision

Money May never gave out food, they were tickets to the Marquez fight

[Oasis_Lad]

Split Decision

Money May never gave out food, they were tickets to the Marquez fight

They could have conceivably sold their tickets and bought even more food, in which case I think I'd score that a 10-8 round to Money May.

[str8balln]

muahahaha

[-MAKAVELLI-]

muahahaha

god is not The Punisher...if he was he woulda fought Sergio at 154

[Slotff]

I think that Jesus was shot after the cruxifiction...

Sergio Martinez would stop him in 3 rounds.