I would love Jesus if he acted like Mayweather

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  • sireeznutz
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    #1

    I would love Jesus if he acted like Mayweather

    but I would love him a little less...... just a little. Just saying.
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    Dereck Gsora
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    #2
    Co sigh

    Floyd would have Shoulder rolled the **** out of dem nails

    Ain't no wooden cross bringing Money down

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    • Rich Joke
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      #3

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      • -MAKAVELLI-
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        #4
        great...just got a visual of judas giving jesus a chestrub

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        • Dambala
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          #5
          Jesus is more ripped than Floyd without training.

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          • -MAKAVELLI-
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            #6
            if jesus wanted to make it rain, he could make it rain for days

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            • -MAKAVELLI-
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              #7
              jesus's **** isnt just paid for, he created it

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              • Talisayen
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                #8
                Originally posted by Makavelli
                great...just got a visual of judas giving jesus a chestrub
                Originally posted by Makavelli
                if jesus wanted to make it rain, he could make it rain for days
                Originally posted by Makavelli
                jesus's **** isnt just paid for, he created it
                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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                • sireeznutz
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                  #9
                  Satan is duckin’ and dodging me. I was here and all the sudden this guy is sick. What is today, Wednesday? Wednesday he is sick but Thursday he has a press conference. He is scared. I’ve been chasing this guy for eternity now and all his fans are saying, he’s Thunder, he’s this and he’s that. All I want anybody to do is ask me, who has Satan beat in a big fight. If you all can tell me that then I will give props where props are due. But to my knowledge he hasn’t beaten anybody. This is Jesus and I am the best out there and I’m willing to fight the best any time or any place. This guys got six losses and I am going to show the world the 7th way to beat him. I feel good. The guy is scared of me the minute I walked on water. The world knows I walk on water. I pleaded a “no contest” to get the fight and the guy tried to pray out. I was not guilty and the guy still tried to pray out. I signed two different commandments. This guy got what he wanted and he didn’t even show up. He got what he wanted..

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                  • BrushMyCage
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                    #10
                    jesus was born in tondo

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