Joke of the Month: Joe Calzaghe's "Legacy". Take a look at this:

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  • Lead Cenobite
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    Joke of the Month: Joe Calzaghe's "Legacy". Take a look at this:

    Ready for some laughs? I AM. Let's take a look at the bulk of one All Time Great Joe Calzaghe's prime years. This is between his legit fight with Chris Eubank(1997) and nearly 10 years later Jeff Lacy (2006) who by all accounts is a bum but at the time was an undefeated contender that was someone that Joe should have fought. I'm going to comment on some of these but in reality all of these could easily have funny comments next to them:


    2006-03-04 168 Jeff Lacy (Bum/Never was)

    2005-09-10 Evans Ashira

    2005-05-07 Mario Veit (notable because it took place in Germany)

    2004-10-22 Kabary Salem (notable because it took place in Scotland which technically is another country lol. Also Calzaghe went down in round 4 and was headbutting intentionally and penalized for it.

    2004-02-21 Mger Mkrtchyan (Great name. Who the ****? Also notable for being held in an ice rink in Wales).

    2003-06-28 Byron Mitchell (Calzaghe down in the 2nd)

    2002-12-14 Tocker Pudwill

    2002-08-17 Miguel Angel Jimenez

    2002-04-20 Charles Brewer

    2001-10-13 Will McIntyre (Notable for Denmark)

    2001-04-28 Mario Veit

    2000-12-16 Richie Woodhall

    2000-08-12 Omar Sheika

    2000-01-29 David Starie

    1999-06-05 Rick Thornberry

    1999-02-13 Robin Reid (Many people think he LOST this fight. Regardless it was a close fight)

    1998-04-25 Juan Carlos Gimenez Ferreyra (Ice Rink hahahaha)

    1998-01-24 Branko Sobot

    1997-10-11 Chris Eubank (Weight drained, past his prime)

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    I Did NOT make this list up folks. Note Calzaghe's Age when he fought Eubank all the way up through Jeff Lacy. Amazing.
  • Freddy Krueger
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    Originally posted by Lead Cenobite
    Ready for some laughs? I AM. Let's take a look at the bulk of one All Time Great Joe Calzaghe's prime years. This is between his legit fight with Chris Eubank(1997) and nearly 10 years later Jeff Lacy (2006) who by all accounts is a bum but at the time was an undefeated contender that was someone that Joe should have fought. I'm going to comment on some of these but in reality all of these could easily have funny comments next to them:


    2006-03-04 168 Jeff Lacy (Bum/Never was)

    2005-09-10 Evans Ashira

    2005-05-07 Mario Veit (notable because it took place in Germany)

    2004-10-22 Kabary Salem (notable because it took place in Scotland which technically is another country lol. Also Calzaghe went down in round 4 and was headbutting intentionally and penalized for it.

    2004-02-21 Mger Mkrtchyan (Great name. Who the ****? Also notable for being held in an ice rink in Wales).

    2003-06-28 Byron Mitchell (Calzaghe down in the 2nd)

    2002-12-14 Tocker Pudwill

    2002-08-17 Miguel Angel Jimenez

    2002-04-20 Charles Brewer

    2001-10-13 Will McIntyre (Notable for Denmark)

    2001-04-28 Mario Veit

    2000-12-16 Richie Woodhall

    2000-08-12 Omar Sheika

    2000-01-29 David Starie

    1999-06-05 Rick Thornberry

    1999-02-13 Robin Reid (Many people think he LOST this fight. Regardless it was a close fight)

    1998-04-25 Juan Carlos Gimenez Ferreyra (Ice Rink hahahaha)

    1998-01-24 Branko Sobot

    1997-10-11 Chris Eubank (Weight drained, past his prime)

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    I Did NOT make this list up folks. Note Calzaghe's Age when he fought Eubank all the way up through Jeff Lacy. Amazing.
    Yeah, we heard it all before. **** white ppl, **** Calzaghe. Lets discredit Calzaghe after everyone choose Lacy to destroy him. Yeah, **** white ppl. Wait, this is the part where your ****** ass claims to be white too.

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    • The_Demon
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      #3
      heard it all before kid
      maybe you need a new outlet in you're life

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      • Lead Cenobite
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        #4
        Originally posted by Freddy Krueger
        Yeah, we heard it all before. **** white ppl, **** Calzaghe. Lets discredit Calzaghe after everyone choose Lacy to destroy him. Yeah, **** white ppl. Wait, this is the part where your ****** ass claims to be white too.
        Right, awesome logic. Because clearly Joe Calzaghe = All White people. Amazing.

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        • Lead Cenobite
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          #5
          Originally posted by british_fan
          heard it all before kid
          maybe you need a new outlet in you're life
          Yes I need a new outlet in my life. But clearly "your" (HAHHAHHAHA) in need of a few basic English lessons before you call anyone else "kid".

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          • The_Demon
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            #6
            Originally posted by Lead Cenobite
            Yes I need a new outlet in my life. But clearly "your" (HAHHAHHAHA) in need of a few basic English lessons before you call anyone else "kid".
            is that all you got? seriously
            what a joke

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            • Sparked_1985
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              #7
              Wow, what a refreshing and unique take on Joe Calzaghe's career.

              Tell me, does Joe Calzaghe slap like a girl?

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              • Freddy Krueger
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                Yeah, you can rip anyones resume apart and make it look like **** even Floyds. ****** racist ****s on this website. ****** morons on this website haven't even stepped in the ring before and doesn't even know how hard it is to be a professional boxer.

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                • Syf
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                  I was expecting to laugh...


                  You dissapoint me young paddawan learner

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                  • Lead Cenobite
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Freddy Krueger
                    Yeah, you can rip anyones resume apart and make it look like **** even Floyds. ****** racist ****s on this website. ****** morons on this website haven't even stepped in the ring before and doesn't even know how hard it is to be a professional boxer.
                    Actually I have stepped into the ring and have respect for all pro boxers, even Joe Calzaghe. His delusional fanboys? Not so much.

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