I'm a Bellboy at MGM and I've got inside info.

[Rorschach™]

[Blue Heffner]

I laughed when he said Pacquiao when he said a "Pacquiao punch got ducked" then I knew it was fake....lol

[Chups]

I chuckled a bit about that dog meat omelet......lol

[Jayseen]

The "Freddy got offended at this point cause he thought Manny was mocking him" part was funny as hell

[CrapLetMeSignIn]

You guys won't believe what I just heard. Freddie Roach is now a member of the rap group Outcast. When they sing "shake it like a polaroid picture, Freddie is gonna walk on stage and do his thing.

[Talisayen]

As you know, both fighters are staying here at MGM and being that I work here, I see and hear things that people in the press do not.

First, Miguel Cotto ordered a huge breakfest. He had the works--four scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, fruit, milk, juice. Enough to feed a man twice his size. Expect him to be the size of an elephant in the ring.

Now for Manny. There was a bit of an altercation stemming from Manny's request. Manny wanted an omelet, but not just any omelet. He wanted one stuffed with actual DOG MEAT!!! When we informed him that his request could not be met, he started to get aggressive and demanded to see the manager. My manager had to explain that in this country we do not eat our pets. Manny got so upset and offended that he threw a left hand, which my manager ducked and countered with a left hook to Manny's stomach. Manny hit the floor--withering in pain and shaking like he had Parkinson. Freddy got offended at this point cause he thought Manny was mocking him with the uncontrollable shaking and left the hotel.

Basically expect Cotto to weigh around 156lbs. Don't expect to see Freddy in Manny's corner but if he is working the corner tonight, expect for little communication. Cotto KO round 6 via left hook to Manny's already injured ribs.

***BREAKING NEWS***

Manny must have takin' a shot to the chin as well cause he is eating balut through a straw right now.

***MORE BREAKING NEWS***

We found Freddy. He has replaced our espresso machine. His shaking blends the ingredients perfectly.

OK, I just stepped outside to get some fresh air and Bobby Pacquiao is working as a valet.

Word is that Jenky Pacquiao applied for a job as a masseuse. She said she was awarded Best Happy Finisher in the Filipines (that's how she met Manny). I hear they have great massage parlors over there.

Th Pacquiao camp is crumbling quick. They have become the stereotypical Filipino family. BuBoy is rumored to be washing dishes or maybe applying to be an accountant.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

[sweetpea87]

You guys won't believe what I just heard. Freddie Roach is now a member of the rap group Outcast. When they sing "shake it like a polaroid picture, Freddie is gonna walk on stage and do his thing.

For real, thats ****ed up and hitting below the belt.

[Kantot]

im laughing my ass off. im in tears! hahahahhhahahhahhahhaa. but u got owned

[nelsoncm]

As you know, both fighters are staying here at MGM and being that I work here, I see and hear things that people in the press do not.

First, Miguel Cotto ordered a huge breakfest. He had the works--four scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, fruit, milk, juice. Enough to feed a man twice his size. Expect him to be the size of an elephant in the ring.

Now for Manny. There was a bit of an altercation stemming from Manny's request. Manny wanted an omelet, but not just any omelet. He wanted one stuffed with actual DOG MEAT!!! When we informed him that his request could not be met, he started to get aggressive and demanded to see the manager. My manager had to explain that in this country we do not eat our pets. Manny got so upset and offended that he threw a left hand, which my manager ducked and countered with a left hook to Manny's stomach. Manny hit the floor--withering in pain and shaking like he had Parkinson. Freddy got offended at this point cause he thought Manny was mocking him with the uncontrollable shaking and left the hotel.

Basically expect Cotto to weigh around 156lbs. Don't expect to see Freddy in Manny's corner but if he is working the corner tonight, expect for little communication. Cotto KO round 6 via left hook to Manny's already injured ribs.

***BREAKING NEWS***

Manny must have takin' a shot to the chin as well cause he is eating balut through a straw right now.

***MORE BREAKING NEWS***

We found Freddy. He has replaced our espresso machine. His shaking blends the ingredients perfectly.

OK, I just stepped outside to get some fresh air and Bobby Pacquiao is working as a valet.

Word is that Jenky Pacquiao applied for a job as a masseuse. She said she was awarded Best Happy Finisher in the Filipines (that's how she met Manny). I hear they have great massage parlors over there.

Th Pacquiao camp is crumbling quick. They have become the stereotypical Filipino family. BuBoy is rumored to be washing dishes or maybe applying to be an accountant.

Nice one. That made me cry.

Now can you tell us a funny story?

[Dorian]

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