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  • CrapLetMeSignIn
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    I'm a Bellboy at MGM and I've got inside info.

    As you know, both fighters are staying here at MGM and being that I work here, I see and hear things that people in the press do not.

    First, Miguel Cotto ordered a huge breakfest. He had the works--four scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, fruit, milk, juice. Enough to feed a man twice his size. Expect him to be the size of an elephant in the ring.

    Now for Manny. There was a bit of an altercation stemming from Manny's request. Manny wanted an omelet, but not just any omelet. He wanted one stuffed with actual DOG MEAT!!! When we informed him that his request could not be met, he started to get aggressive and demanded to see the manager. My manager had to explain that in this country we do not eat our pets. Manny got so upset and offended that he threw a left hand, which my manager ducked and countered with a left hook to Manny's stomach. Manny hit the floor--withering in pain and shaking like he had Parkinson. Freddy got offended at this point cause he thought Manny was mocking him with the uncontrollable shaking and left the hotel.

    Basically expect Cotto to weigh around 156lbs. Don't expect to see Freddy in Manny's corner but if he is working the corner tonight, expect for little communication. Cotto KO round 6 via left hook to Manny's already injured ribs.

    ***BREAKING NEWS***

    Manny must have takin' a shot to the chin as well cause he is eating balut through a straw right now.

    ***MORE BREAKING NEWS***

    We found Freddy. He has replaced our espresso machine. His shaking blends the ingredients perfectly.

    OK, I just stepped outside to get some fresh air and Bobby Pacquiao is working as a valet.

    Word is that Jenky Pacquiao applied for a job as a masseuse. She said she was awarded Best Happy Finisher in the Filipines (that's how she met Manny). I hear they have great massage parlors over there.

    Th Pacquiao camp is crumbling quick. They have become the stereotypical Filipino family. BuBoy is rumored to be washing dishes or maybe applying to be an accountant.
    Last edited by CrapLetMeSignIn; 11-14-2009, 01:31 PM.
  • XviciousX
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    #2
    Was that supposed to be funny???

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    • shogunn
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      #3
      I think I laughed..maybe

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      • goldenglove2
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        #4
        Originally posted by CrapLetMeSignIn
        As you know, both fighters are staying here at MGM and being that I work here, I see and hear things that people in the press do not.

        First, Miguel Cotto ordered a huge breakfest. He had the works--four scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, fruit, milk, juice. Enough to feed a man twice his size. Expect him to be the size of an elephant in the ring.

        Now for Manny. There was a bit of an altercation stemming from Manny's request. Manny wanted an omelet, but not just any omelet. He wanted one stuffed with actual DOG MEAT!!! When we informed him that his request could not be met, he started to get aggressive and demanded to see the manager. My manager had to explain that in this country we do not eat our pets. Manny got so upset and offended that he threw a left hand, which my manager ducked and countered with a left hook to Manny's stomach. Manny hit the floor--withering in pain and shaking like he had Parkinson. Freddy got offended at this point cause he thought Manny was mocking him with the uncontrollable shaking and left the hotel.

        Basically expect Cotto to weigh around 156lbs. Don't expect to see Freddy in Manny's corner but if he is working the corner tonight, expect for little communication. Cotto KO round 6 via left hook to Manny's already injured ribs.
        cant believe I wasted 27 seconds of my life reading this.

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        • Idgas
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          #5
          i laughed at the poor attempt.

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          • Lights0ut
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            #6
            You took all that time to register a new screen name in order to troll, and THAT'S the funniest most creative thing you could muster up?

            Kill yourself now. Seriously.

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            • Ch@mpBox@PR
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              #7
              BS, **** off with this bull**** made up stories!!!!!!

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              • - v e t -
                are you a badfish too?
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                #8

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                • BOX-A-LOT
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by CrapLetMeSignIn
                  As you know, both fighters are staying here at MGM and being that I work here, I see and hear things that people in the press do not.

                  First, Miguel Cotto ordered a huge breakfest. He had the works--four scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, fruit, milk, juice. Enough to feed a man twice his size. Expect him to be the size of an elephant in the ring.

                  Now for Manny. There was a bit of an altercation stemming from Manny's request. Manny wanted an omelet, but not just any omelet. He wanted one stuffed with actual DOG MEAT!!! When we informed him that his request could not be met, he started to get aggressive and demanded to see the manager. My manager had to explain that in this country we do not eat our pets. Manny got so upset and offended that he threw a left hand, which my manager ducked and countered with a left hook to Manny's stomach. Manny hit the floor--withering in pain and shaking like he had Parkinson. Freddy got offended at this point cause he thought Manny was mocking him with the uncontrollable shaking and left the hotel.

                  Basically expect Cotto to weigh around 156lbs. Don't expect to see Freddy in Manny's corner but if he is working the corner tonight, expect for little communication. Cotto KO round 6 via left hook to Manny's already injured ribs.

                  It sucks to be you, a bellboy, you must be a Puerto Basura, hehe

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                  • CrackYourJaw
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                    #10


                    Anyways. 10 hours.

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