Joseph Parker says 'Awww hëll nauwww!'

[pollywog]

Awww shuut! Prutty truppy stuff aye!

Ain't nuttin like Ayahuasca though.

[Smash]

he thinks coke is not prohibited in his mind just a bit of the devils dandruff

[pollywog]

he thinks coke is not prohibited in his mind just a bit of the devils dandruff

What's the rationale if he took it deliberately ?

Way overconfident and figured he could smash Fabio up and duck a vada test ?

Or...

Angst ridden and needing a distractive high cos he's an addict and a moron ?

...and if he didn't take it voluntarily. How does he test positive, who had the gear to start with, how did they get it and get it into Parker's system ?

[YOU WILL LOSE]

they didnt want parker getting near usyk,
from dubius pulling out, to sending in kamikaze bakole, making him fight this wardley guy, to this test.

the quick stoppage scam wasnt working out.

in fact, joe parker was looking the sympathetic figure , and wardley looking like the guy "they" wanted.

it was all bad, usyk didnt even need to take the wrdley fight because of how it all looked.


aaaannnnnd......here comes a positive test ,
(.on the same day that howard foster stoppage is not investigated of course.)


and one more thing: its a warning to fury as well. do not fight usyk. it will be wardley and wardley only.

usyk should get the hell outta there before he gets the brunt end of this too

[Smash]

What's the rationale if he took it deliberately ?

Way overconfident and figured he could smash Fabio up and duck a vada test ?

Or...

Angst ridden and needing a distractive high cos he's an addict and a moron ?

...and if he didn't take it voluntarily. How does he test positive, who had the gear to start with, how did they get it and get it into Parker's system ?

same thoughts from fans of pretty much all guys who get busted, vast majority of which are guilty if not all of them

[Quiksilva]

I'm wondering if Parker may have used coke to mask other substances in his system, it could be a thing as well.

[M312]

Coke is only banned in competition. Basically fight night.

Wouldn't be a surprising at all if he was taking it recreationally outside fight night.

[pollywog]

same thoughts from fans of pretty much all guys who get busted, vast majority of which are guilty if not all of them

Maybe, dunno, but id speculate thats mostly for pissing hot on PEDS.

There's simply no good reason why Parker would jeopardise anything on fight night least of all with a recreational drug.

[pollywog]

they didnt want parker getting near usyk,
from dubius pulling out, to sending in kamikaze bakole, making him fight this wardley guy, to this test.

the quick stoppage scam wasnt working out.

in fact, joe parker was looking the sympathetic figure , and wardley looking like the guy "they" wanted.

it was all bad, usyk didnt even need to take the wrdley fight because of how it all looked.


aaaannnnnd......here comes a positive test ,
(.on the same day that howard foster stoppage is not investigated of course.)


and one more thing: its a warning to fury as well. do not fight usyk. it will be wardley and wardley only.

usyk should get the hell outta there before he gets the brunt end of this too

Brit fixer fixes fight for Brit fighter ?

Surely not !

[Smash]

Maybe, dunno, but id speculate thats mostly for pissing hot on PEDS.

There's simply no good reason why Parker would jeopardise anything on fight night least of all with a recreational drug.

lots of possibilities, hes a user of the drug and just got unlucky with the tests which are very sensitive would be one, vada catches most of these guy, conor benn said the exact same thing, why would i take this stuff in the middle of my training camp with testing, i think they basically all say some variation of the same thing