The Fury-Usyk rivalry. A masterclass in storytelling

[Nash out]

Fury sweeping the first 7 rounds, then the turn in the 8th with the fake nose history, and Fury allowing himself to get battered around the ring but not go down was similar to the stubborness of a prime Hulk Hogan being unwilling to fully play ball, and even Fury winning round 12 to confirm that he really won, even though he knew it was agreed before the fight that he would lose a split decision, to lead to the biggest comeback win of all time in fight two, when he will pick himself up off the floor twice in Round 1, to comeback and outbox Usyk and win by a Round 11 stoppage.

Fury agreed to the loss to help the Ukraine, but of course his terms incuded that he could not hit the floor, a compromise was arranged with a fake count during rope-a-dope, and that he had to win the fight in reality, but close enough that Usyk could get a poor decision nod.

Now we have the biggest fight ever and Fury gets the biggest comeback victory ever. To complete the story an unprecended Fury vs Usyk & Joshua fight is arranged, all the belts, including Ring, Lineal, P4P, and Andy Ruiz's now vacant Snickers Championship, and Fury fights them both. They have 6 rounds each vs Fury on a round by round tag-in basis, if Fury knocks one out the other stays in the ring. Fury wins this fight and even Charlie Zelenoff and Brian Sutherland admit that Fury is the GOAT.

The best all-combat storytelling since The Rock & Stone Cold Steve Austin. Nash out - His Excellency

[MusoMeanderings]

How about this twist: it turns out that Fury is pregnant with Usyk's baby, because Alexander f_ucked him in the ass during the first fight so hard he impregnated him, so Tyson pulls out of the rematch and goes onto maternity leave to come back as a transgender athlete 5 years later.

[takenotes]

Fury was winning the fight up until the 9th and just got caught with a good shot. That’s all there is to it.

[LG Motel 22]

Yes Nash man get after it, let’s go Gypsy king, push it to the limit and get it back, cannot wait

[Willow The Wisp]

how about this twist: It turns out that fury is pregnant with usyk's baby, because alexander f_ucked him in the ass during the first fight so hard he impregnated him, so tyson pulls out of the rematch and goes onto maternity leave to come back as a transgender athlete 5 years later.

lol !!!!!!!

[QueensburyRules]

Fury sweeping the first 7 rounds, then the turn in the 8th with the fake nose history, and Fury allowing himself to get battered around the ring but not go down was similar to the stubborness of a prime Hulk Hogan being unwilling to fully play ball, and even Fury winning round 12 to confirm that he really won, even though he knew it was agreed before the fight that he would lose a split decision, to lead to the biggest comeback win of all time in fight two, when he will pick himself up off the floor twice in Round 1, to comeback and outbox Usyk and win by a Round 11 stoppage.

Fury agreed to the loss to help the Ukraine, but of course his terms incuded that he could not hit the floor, a compromise was arranged with a fake count during rope-a-dope, and that he had to win the fight in reality, but close enough that Usyk could get a poor decision nod.

Now we have the biggest fight ever and Fury gets the biggest comeback victory ever. To complete the story an unprecended Fury vs Usyk & Joshua fight is arranged, all the belts, including Ring, Lineal, P4P, and Andy Ruiz's now vacant Snickers Championship, and Fury fights them both. They have 6 rounds each vs Fury on a round by round tag-in basis, if Fury knocks one out the other stays in the ring. Fury wins this fight and even Charlie Zelenoff and Brian Sutherland admit that Fury is the GOAT.

The best all-combat storytelling since The Rock & Stone Cold Steve Austin. Nash out - His Excellency

- - Blubber on fumes in the 12th. 90% of refs in fair fights wouldn't have let Blubber go that long.

This fight stinks because of dishonesty.

[billeau2]

How about this twist: it turns out that Fury is pregnant with Usyk's baby, because Alexander f_ucked him in the ass during the first fight so hard he impregnated him, so Tyson pulls out of the rematch and goes onto maternity leave to come back as a transgender athlete 5 years later.

And here I thought Fury was the baby! I look up and I see this big baby in a diaper careening around the ring...

[Willow The Wisp]

- - Blubber on fumes in the 12th. 90% of refs in fair fights wouldn't have let Blubber go that long.

This fight stinks because of dishonesty.

Maybe he fight the fight of his life. Pins Usyk in the corner and tees off like Cooney - Norton.

[BodyBagz]

Fury sweeping the first 7 rounds, then the turn in the 8th with the fake nose history, and Fury allowing himself to get battered around the ring but not go down was similar to the stubborness of a prime Hulk Hogan being unwilling to fully play ball, and even Fury winning round 12 to confirm that he really won, even though he knew it was agreed before the fight that he would lose a split decision, to lead to the biggest comeback win of all time in fight two, when he will pick himself up off the floor twice in Round 1, to comeback and outbox Usyk and win by a Round 11 stoppage.

Fury agreed to the loss to help the Ukraine, but of course his terms incuded that he could not hit the floor, a compromise was arranged with a fake count during rope-a-dope, and that he had to win the fight in reality, but close enough that Usyk could get a poor decision nod.

Now we have the biggest fight ever and Fury gets the biggest comeback victory ever. To complete the story an unprecended Fury vs Usyk & Joshua fight is arranged, all the belts, including Ring, Lineal, P4P, and Andy Ruiz's now vacant Snickers Championship, and Fury fights them both. They have 6 rounds each vs Fury on a round by round tag-in basis, if Fury knocks one out the other stays in the ring. Fury wins this fight and even Charlie Zelenoff and Brian Sutherland admit that Fury is the GOAT.

The best all-combat storytelling since The Rock & Stone Cold Steve Austin. Nash out - His Excellency

Not sure why you are not the head writer for this place.

[PRvazquez]

How about this twist: it turns out that Fury is pregnant with Usyk's baby, because Alexander f_ucked him in the ass during the first fight so hard he impregnated him, so Tyson pulls out of the rematch and goes onto maternity leave to come back as a transgender athlete 5 years later.

This is so funny . That I pissed myself