RJJ vs. BHop II is a prime example of what's wrong with boxing

[Mr. Philadel]

this rematch is good for boxing!!!.....may the best legend win!!!.....and the best will be B.Hop!!!

[MANGLER]

I hate $ issues holdin up fights. Yea it's a shame this never happened yrs ago. But **** it. I'm still excited for it.

[Benny Leonard]

i remember somethin like that
kinda like ''joe calzaghe hid away while there was a war goin on outside and when it was over came out and started blasting people''

it was'nt like that obviously, it was worded better and it was funny as ****

Hahaha yeah. I can't remember exactly how I said it. I just write it out, I don't memorize it


Let me try:

Joe Calzaghe was the type of fighter that when he heard the sirens of War go off and the bombs bursting in the air from afar...he made sure to run as far away as he could...hiding in a place called Wales in a cave where nobody could find him. But all along, Joe, in order to lie to himself that he was still a man, would shout inside his cave that everybody was afraid to come to him. But this was a false bravado as any spy could see that when Joe slowly peaked his head outside to see if the War was over he would quickly go back in after hearing the bombs go off. Shivering in fear that they may find him, he prayed to his God Frank Warren to please provide him with safety that the enemies would not harm him. Every night he prayed to the God Warren and every night he was protected. One day, the curious little boy Joe peaked his head outside his cave in Wales and heard no bombs. But he didn't go out quite yet. He waited and prayed that night to his God Warren and asked him if it was safe. The God Warren came to Joe that night and said: "Joe, it is time...now go out and show you are a Man."

So Joseph William Calzaghe, The Fighting Pride of Newbridge, Wales, came roaring out of his cave guns blazing and grenades launching from his frail hands yelling and screaming like a school girl ready for action.
{Joe} "Come on...Fight me...Fight me...I am here...Fight me."
When Joe saw the wounded and frail soldiers that had gone through the Great War were no longer full of life...Joe Frightened and cautious at first...grew brave and starting running towards them shouting and screaming and guns blazing against the worn torn soldiers.

"I am Joseph William Calzaghe, The Fighting Pride of Newbridge Wales"





Edit: "hear" should be "here." Grammar error. and "Frightened"
Fixed it.

Anything else, let me know. Wrote it quick.

[Chr0nic]

that's going on my sig

edit: damn it dont fit, **** is funny as **** tho

[Mr. Philadel]

Hahaha yeah. I can't remember exactly how I said it. I just write it out, I don't memorize it


Let me try:

Joe Calzaghe was the type of fighter that when he heard the sirens of War go off and the bombs bursting in the air from afar...he made sure to run as far away as he could...hiding in a place called Wales in a cave where nobody could find him. But all along, Joe, in order to lie to himself that he was still a man, would shout inside his cave that everybody was afraid to come to him. But this was a false bravado as any spy could see that when Joe slowly peaked his head outside to see if the War was over he would quickly go back in after hearing the bombs go off. Shivering in fear that they may find him, he prayed to his God Frank Warren to please provide him with safety that the enemies would not harm him. Every night he prayed to the God Warren and every night he was protected. One day, the curious little boy Joe peaked his head outside his cave in Wales and heard no bombs. But he didn't go out quite yet. He waited and prayed that night to his God Warren and asked him if it was safe. The God Warren came to Joe that night and said: "Joe, it is time...now go out and show you are a Man."

So Joseph William Calzaghe, The Fighting Pride of Newbridge, Wales, came roaring out of his cave guns blazing and grenades launching from his frail hands yelling and screaming like a school girl ready for action.
{Joe} "Come on...Fight me...Fight me...I am hear...Fight me."
When Joe saw the wounded and frail soldiers that had gone through the Great War were no longer full of life...Joe freighted and cautious at first...grew brave and starting running towards them shouting and screaming and guns blazing against the worn torn soldiers.

"I am Joseph William Calzaghe, The Fighting Pride of Newbridge Wales"

.....green k sent!!!

[Frank Martin]

Hahaha yeah. I can't remember exactly how I said it. I just write it out, I don't memorize it


Let me try:

Joe Calzaghe was the type of fighter that when he heard the sirens of War go off and the bombs bursting in the air from afar...he made sure to run as far away as he could...hiding in a place called Wales in a cave where nobody could find him. But all along, Joe, in order to lie to himself that he was still a man, would shout inside his cave that everybody was afraid to come to him. But this was a false bravado as any spy could see that when Joe slowly peaked his head outside to see if the War was over he would quickly go back in after hearing the bombs go off. Shivering in fear that they may find him, he prayed to his God Frank Warren to please provide him with safety that the enemies would not harm him. Every night he prayed to the God Warren and every night he was protected. One day, the curious little boy Joe peaked his head outside his cave in Wales and heard no bombs. But he didn't go out quite yet. He waited and prayed that night to his God Warren and asked him if it was safe. The God Warren came to Joe that night and said: "Joe, it is time...now go out and show you are a Man."

So Joseph William Calzaghe, The Fighting Pride of Newbridge, Wales, came roaring out of his cave guns blazing and grenades launching from his frail hands yelling and screaming like a school girl ready for action.
{Joe} "Come on...Fight me...Fight me...I am hear...Fight me."
When Joe saw the wounded and frail soldiers that had gone through the Great War were no longer full of life...Joe freighted and cautious at first...grew brave and starting running towards them shouting and screaming and guns blazing against the worn torn soldiers.

"I am Joseph William Calzaghe, The Fighting Pride of Newbridge Wales"

That was an epic story. YOU ROCK!!!

[Benny Leonard]

that's going on my sig

edit: damn it dont fit, **** is funny as **** tho

Try to shorten it:

Joe Calzaghe was the type of fighter that hid in a cave in Wales when the War started and the bombs could be heard across the ocean. For years Joe stayed in his cave hoping the war would be over and after many years of War with warriors battling to the death...one day he got his wish. Little boy Joe tucked away in his cave in Wales heard silence for the first time in many years. He peaked out of his cave and heard no bombs and saw no danger. Today was the time to be a Man and little boy Joe at the first opportunity he saw of a frail worn torn soldier come his way, Joe came out guns blazing and grenades launching. "I am Joe Calzaghe, Pride of Wales"

[pasquas]

This rematch took 10 f**kin' years to make. WTF is that?

you guys are too easily bought. don't support this rematch!!

Do y'all realized that these two Calzaghe losers have nothing more to give.

When these two finally meet each other in the ring once more, it would be between a 41 year old vs a 45 year old!!

There's gonna be alot of holdin' and punching one-at-a-time between these two because they can no longer pull the trigger, unless your name is Jeff Lacey or a heavy bag.

BHop's last fight was a merciless one-sided beatdown of a young world champ. I think the man still has a little bit left to give.

[boxing_great]

this fight is going to be **** boring.

[RRICAN]

i bet that this fight will be more action packed than the mayweather vs marquez fight. these 2 "old" warriors still got something left in the tank. i hope after this one we get tito vs hopkins II so they can finally hang them up