Which boxer would you go on a coke binge with?

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    #1

    Which boxer would you go on a coke binge with?

    I'd say Iron Mike, but imagine if he got really paranoid on it and started eyeing you up and clenching his fists?
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    Kell Brook
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    Ricky Hatton
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    Tyson Fury
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    Oscar De La Hoya
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    Mike Tyson
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    Scott Fitzgerald
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    Mike Tyson for sure. I'd just kick back and let him school me on boxing history while he talks a mile a minute. I've always been pretty chill everytime I messed with that stuff.

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      #3
      Originally posted by YoungManRumble
      Mike Tyson for sure. I'd just kick back and let him school me on boxing history while he talks a mile a minute. I've always been pretty chill everytime I messed with that stuff.
      i would be too prang he suddenly turned on me, would never be able to chill out and enjoy it
      waiting to see who votes for chocolate browneh

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        #4
        I would wanna coke+wine+boar meat party with Fury.

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          #5
          Originally posted by mlac

          i would be too prang he suddenly turned on me, would never be able to chill out and enjoy it
          waiting to see who votes for chocolate browneh
          Dangerous getting on it with Kell, especially when he tries to bum you at the end of the night.

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            #6
            Originally posted by denium

            Dangerous getting on it with Kell, especially when he tries to bum you at the end of the night.
            gone with fitzy, on the basis that he would be less annoying than the others. Fury chats absolute ****e when he's sober, can you imagine the ear beating he would give you? DLH and Brownies are going to stick stuff up your bum. Hatton likely gets super emotional and starts crying and complaining about Joe Cortez in the mayweather fight.

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              #7
              Originally posted by mlac

              gone with fitzy, on the basis that he would be less annoying than the others. Fury chats absolute ****e when he's sober, can you imagine the ear beating he would give you? DLH and Brownies are going to stick stuff up your bum. Hatton likely gets super emotional and starts crying and complaining about Joe Cortez in the mayweather fight.
              Fitzy is a legit lunatic though, you know you'll end up in a brawl.

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                Fury and Camacho (if he was still alive, R.I.P.)

                Tyson and De La Hoya seem fun to party with, but they're both too perverted and ****y. If you stay up long enough with them, the night will turn into a gay affair at some point.

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                  Lol can’t say I’ve ever put too much thought into this one as I no longer mess with that stuff, but I selected Kell and Hatton.

                  Didn’t select Oscar bc if we I were to go to sleep at some point I would not want to wake up with utensils in any of my orifices.

                  Also I considered selecting “Iron” Mike and Tyson Fury but man those dudes just seem kinda crazy for me sometimes. I would hate for those guys to lose it and bite me or something. Lol

                  That crap really can make you paranoid as hell.
                  Last edited by Ganondorf; 01-31-2023, 09:19 AM.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Willy Wanker
                    Fury and Camacho (if he was still alive, R.I.P.)

                    Tyson and De La Hoya seem fun to party with, but they're both too perverted and ****y. If you stay up long enough with them, the night will turn into a gay affair at some point.
                    Brook as well, that's why he got stabbed in the leg.

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