Haye: Valuev needs a full-body shave!

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  • Gorgeous George
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    #11
    Valuev`s granfather is actually a russian black bear.

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    • Zarco
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      #12
      Originally posted by Roger Mellie
      Back,sack and crack wax. Rumour has it that he helps the poor children by using strips of double sided tape on his back,rips them off and hands them out at orphanages to use as scarves for the cold russian winters!
      random person at the market: "wow what a nice scarf you have there, what is it? polar bear? fox? leopard?

      orphan: "no its valuev"

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      • Roger Mellie
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        #13
        Originally posted by Zarco
        random person at the market: "wow what a nice scarf you have there, what is it? polar bear? fox? leopard?

        orphan: "no its valuev"
        ^^^^


        Pacman and Cotto fight for the diamond belt,whereas Valuev has the mohair version!

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        • Jambo boy
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          #14
          Originally posted by SuckaPunch
          I would love to shave Valuev's body, he's so sexxxy

          I love your avatar, thatclip is so funny.

          Damn religious people...

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          • Roger Mellie
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            #15
            I always wondered what happened to chewbacca after starwars.

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            • Roger Mellie
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              #16
              Originally posted by Carnivore
              Only a ****sexual or bisexual would want another man to remove the hair from his body.

              :gay:
              Do you ever quit with this obsession about gay sex,you dirty bugger? Sex wasnt even mentioned,yet somewhere in the murky recesses of your mind you have made a corellation between Haye taking the piss out of chewy,and ****sexual practice!

              Now thats what I would call f.ucking gay!

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              • STILL_DETOX
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                #17
                Originally posted by Roger Mellie
                I always wondered what happened to chewbacca after starwars.
                ahahahaaha .

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                • razor.thin
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                  #18
                  haye is a bigger version of mayweather, all bark no bite

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                  • Roger Mellie
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                    #19
                    Just a thought,but maybe Haye will get that **** in the contract. It wouldnt be the first time. Danny williams has had his beard called into question and there have been other instances too.

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                    • Benncollinsaad
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by barry big balz
                      Valuev`s granfather is actually a russian black bear.
                      Don't think there are any black bears there, only brown ones. In Siberia. I think Valuev's grandfather was a Yeti.

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