Haye: Valuev needs a full-body shave!

**Gorgeous George** · 09-24-2009, 01:54 PM

The size difference is ridiculous!! LMAO! valuev belongs in a circus......

**Zarco** · 09-24-2009, 01:54 PM

lmao!!!!!!!

**catalinul** · 09-24-2009, 01:55 PM

If they start shaving his body now the MIGHT get him done by november.

**freeloada** · 09-24-2009, 01:59 PM

lol.. they both belong in a circus.. cause one is a freak show.. the other one is a clown..

**THE REED** · 09-24-2009, 02:02 PM

lmao im def a fan of haye

**Shadows** · 09-24-2009, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by BattlingNelson

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David Haye became infamous in Germany because of his t-shirt with the chopped-of heads of the klits and now he verbally assaults Nikolai Valuev in german tabloid BILD:

"Valuev is the beast from the east. He has so much hair on his body. When I'm going in the ring with him, he'll have to be shaved. Otherwise the infighting will be smelly..."

Haye even wanted to put a term in the contract stating that valuev had to have a total shave!

The first two photos are hysterical.

But seriously, you could shave Valuev's body, and then use his hair to make yourself a nice winter coat.

**Roger Mellie** · 09-24-2009, 02:04 PM

Back,sack and crack wax. Rumour has it that he helps the poor children by using strips of double sided tape on his back,rips them off and hands them out at orphanages to use as scarves for the cold russian winters!

**SuckaPunch** · 09-24-2009, 02:06 PM

I would love to shave Valuev's body, he's so sexxxy

**Stoppage** · 09-24-2009, 02:07 PM

The size difference between the two is crazy. If Haye knocked him out then that would be amazing.

Haye: Valuev needs a full-body shave!