Couch potatoes.... could YOU beat Katie Taylor in a boxing match RIGHT NOW?

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  • duranfanatic
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    #1

    Couch potatoes.... could YOU beat Katie Taylor in a boxing match RIGHT NOW?

    If someone gave you gloves, told you to lace em up and get in the ring, what chance do you give yourself of beating Katie Taylor? Rounds and time are still the same.

    No tune-ups. No training. No nothing. Just lace em up and go to work.
    Last edited by duranfanatic; 05-02-2022, 05:40 PM.
  • BoxingIsGreat
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    #2
    Originally posted by duranfanatic
    If someone gave you gloves, told you to lace em up and get in the ring, what chance do you give yourself of beating Katie Taylor? Rounds and time are still the same.

    No tune-ups. No training. No nothing. Just lace em up and go to work.
    I say she'd beat the crap out of most of these sexist, couch warriors.

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    • Idunnoshet
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      #3
      I'd f*<× that girl up.

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      • anonymous2.0
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        #4
        You would need a prybar to get me off her. I would purposefully duck and hug into clinches so I could shove my rose up her armpit. Commentators will get confused and wonder out loud if I'm clinching or hugging Katie. In the middle of the hug I would stroke her hair and smell it and whisper "Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl." When she lands her cute little 1-2 on me I will purposefully kneel before her giving her a 10-8 round. After the fight I'll immediately take off my gloves and wraps to shake hands with her but I will by design wait till her gloves and hand wraps are off so when we do shake hands our hands will actually touch skin to skin and I'll whisper to her that I wanked off before the fight and didn't wash my hands so now she's indirectly touched my weewee. Try as they might, they can even lock the locker room door and post a guard, but I will find a way to Katie's shower room and steal her sweaty sports bra and trunks. Sorry fellas you can't stop the power of love.

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        • Nash out
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          #5
          Nash could not chance it. Nash is holding onto their unbeaten record like Mayweather. Nash out. Nash proudly holds an 0-0 record, a true, unbeaten warrior, and a helluva poster.

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          • Marchegiano
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            #6
            Nope, my stamina is abhorrently low these days. I tried to hit my heavybag for the first time in a few years not long ago and man-oh am I a pussy.

            Which is my best asset, output. I mean when I was it was my best asset. I'm trying to tire you out and beat you in the second half by setting a pace in the first half I don't think you can follow. So, yup, I ain't got nothing for no body at the moment and I can't say when or if I'll ever give enough ****s to get fit again.

            I imagine most anyone trained in any capacity and probably plenty of naturals could whoop me easy enough.

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            • Earl-Hickey
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              If its 12 3's yeah

              I'm positive she can't ko me, I wouldn't be able to do anything with her early but she would gas after a few rounds then I'd get to her when she basically can barely stand through tiredness.

              If it's 8 2's no she's light heras ahead of me in everything except durbaility and strength.

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              • tritium_arma
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                Taylor can't even knock out the bum women fighters she fights so I think losing a decision would be possible because most here might be unfit and have terrible stamina.

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                • -Kev-
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                  #9
                  Maybe if you are some pathetic loser who has never been in a fight. I can see how you can lose to a girl.

                  Guys…no matter what you hear from feminists…men are physiologically stronger than women. Unless you are a 10 year old boy. Or identify as a woman. Maybe you would be to p()ssy to beat a girl.

                  If you think there is a biological woman in the world who can beat you in a fight, please hit the gym or something. For your own sake. If someone named Katie can beat you, and you are a man, you need to man up.

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                  • SilverMiles
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                    With an 8 week's camp to build a little fitness and to spar, most men should be able to handle Taylor. She's not particularly big, doesn't really hit that hard, and like most female fighters can't fight any better than a really good 14-year amateur. Not trying to knock her as she's the top in her division but there's a reason there are weight divisions and more importantly two divisions divided by sex/gender.

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