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Soccer is boring and ******.
In America, soccer is what you play if:
-you're too short for basketball
-you're too much of a wuss for football or hockey
-you're too uncoordinated to hit a baseball
Basically, if you're not good at anything else but still want a participation ribbon for sports, your mom signs you up for soccer.Comment
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Real football (soccer) is miles better than any of those sports. Basketball is okay, but there's a million baskets every game, so most of them seem not to matter and get little reaction from the crowd. American Football is the most boring game of all time, and really, really lame, NHL is okay, and baseball is a poor man's cricket. I can only assume that people pretend to like Ameican Football. The ball is in play for like 1 minute per game. Tedius.Soccer is boring and ******.
In America, soccer is what you play if:
-you're too short for basketball
-you're too much of a wuss for football or hockey
-you're too uncoordinated to hit a baseball
Basically, if you're not good at anything else but still want a participation ribbon for sports, your mom signs you up for soccer.Comment
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Soccer is terrible.
Real football (soccer) is miles better than any of those sports. Basketball is okay, but there's a million baskets every game, so most of them seem not to matter and get little reaction from the crowd. American Football is the most boring game of all time, and really, really lame, NHL is okay, and baseball is a poor man's cricket. I can only assume that people pretend to like Ameican Football. The ball is in play for like 1 minute per game. Tedius.
All the players are *******. Prancing around in short-shorts and pretending they got shot every time someone breathes on them.
Ties suck.
Aggregate scoring is dumb.
The clock is dumb. Make it count down, not up, and stop the damn clock when play is stopped instead of adding an arbitrary amount of stoppage time onto the end of the game resulting in everyone just looking confused and wandering off the field at the end of the game
Promotion and relegation is dumb.
Y'all across the pond just like your sports extra boring. Low scoring, ties, no violence, slow pace.Comment
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