MMA fans are ****ing ****** and DRUNKS. They know **** about fighting.....

[lparm]

All I know is an old Mercer crushed a former ufc hw champ in less than a min.

[My Name Is...]

All I know is an old Mercer crushed a former ufc hw champ in less than a min.

And I woulda crushed that drunk white boy in two shots or less.... Right hand, left hook.. Game Over....

[Don Johnson]

I know exactly what you mean, i just got back from the couture-nogueira fight at hooter's and I swear UFC fans know **** about nothing.

[Toney Loc]

Word. Was watching a UFC event a while back with a drunken ignorant crowd. I said something like "he should start going to the body, the other guy is tired already" to which some dumbass said, "body shots don't do **** he should start throwing KNEES!" in the most annoying meathead accent

[My Name Is...]

I know exactly what you mean, i just got back from the couture-nogueira fight at hooter's and I swear UFC fans know **** about nothing.

Yeah so you heard the same **** tonight that I did.....

[PAC-BOY]

(I ment this for the lounge....If it can be done, transfer to the Lounge please)

I know, I know not ALL but about 90%....

My girl wanted to go out tonight so I took her out to eat at a wing place, took her shopping and then came my part of the date.... I wanted to catch the last couple of fights of the UFC tonight.

So we get to the bar when Silva and Jardine were coming out.... so we caught the Co Main and the Main Event....

So we get there and EVERYONE (about 50 people) was drunk..... These guys knew **** about FIGHTING....

I mean they are there to see a fight, cool... But when they talk about what to do, and dont know ****, STFU....

Couture was standing up TRYING to box.... And the guys are yelling "Knock his ****ing ass out Randy"..... They are yelling for elbows and this or that.... So I am the only intelligent, sober person there and I say" throw the right over the low left Randy".. And these guys give me the ******est look ever, that "WTF did he say? What a dumbass..." look.... So then start telling my girl at the end of the 2nd "he needs to go to the body, they're winded... Whoever goes to the body, can probably end it.. " Again with the dumb looks.... Then they go back to saying "Throw Elbows DAMN IT!!!" when it is obvious they are not in position to throw one.... Then Joe Rogan says something about one of them "boxing BEAUTIFULLY".. To which I respond "Boxing my ass".... And you know the looks I get after that.....

Well then their is this drunk off his ass ****** ****ing white guy, who has gotten dissed and told to STFU by some girls at his table, and he tells me... "Alisha (A girl with him) will MMA your ass all over your FACCCCCCCE"... I look away and act like I dont hear him.... I leave him alone......

Well he starts talking about the fight in the 3d when Couture is getting his ass WHOOPED... And he yells, "It should be a 5 round fight!!".. Well I tell my girl, "Game Over, fight is done".... Well he starts talking to his buddy and says "I dont go down easy, I got a helluva chin"... I start thinking I might have to lay the ****er down....

Well I didnt have to....

Moral of the story...

UFC fans (well about 90%, there are some cool ones on here) are ****ing IDIOTS...

What the **** do you expect. Hello....Bar....Drinking....Getting Drunk.....Fighting....How about next time stay home and watch a mma match or go to a church if you want a more calm vibe. I heard the local library is pretty calm. You dont get out much? WTF do you think goes on in a bar.

[CaRnAgEViOLaToR]

sound like wwe fans lol

[Don Johnson]

You guys know what's one of the worst things about the UFC fans? The one's that wear the tapout shirts. Bunch douchebags if you ask me.

[My Name Is...]

Word. Was watching a UFC event a while back with a drunken ignorant crowd. I said something like "he should start going to the body, the other guy is tired already" to which some dumbass said, "body shots don't do **** he should start throwing KNEES!" in the most annoying meathead accent

Hahahaha..... Freaking dumbasses.... They looked at me ******, and then started yelling for elbows while they were standing up on out of range.... I was just telling my fiancee how ****** these guys were, that they didnt know ****, and was skaing my head in amazement, kind of like this....

[lparm]

The biggest secret in mma is the sport is funded by k-y jelly and so long as the queens are man humping from now until ufc 8000 which is scheduled 2 weeks from now the sport will keep going.