MMA fans are ****ing ****** and DRUNKS. They know **** about fighting.....

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  • My Name Is...
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    MMA fans are ****ing ****** and DRUNKS. They know **** about fighting.....

    (I ment this for the lounge....If it can be done, transfer to the Lounge please)

    I know, I know not ALL but about 90%....

    My girl wanted to go out tonight so I took her out to eat at a wing place, took her shopping and then came my part of the date.... I wanted to catch the last couple of fights of the UFC tonight.

    So we get to the bar when Silva and Jardine were coming out.... so we caught the Co Main and the Main Event....

    So we get there and EVERYONE (about 50 people) was drunk..... These guys knew **** about FIGHTING....

    I mean they are there to see a fight, cool... But when they talk about what to do, and dont know ****, STFU....

    Couture was standing up TRYING to box.... And the guys are yelling "Knock his ****ing ass out Randy"..... They are yelling for elbows and this or that.... So I am the only intelligent, sober person there and I say" throw the right over the low left Randy".. And these guys give me the ******est look ever, that "WTF did he say? What a dumbass..." look.... So then start telling my girl at the end of the 2nd "he needs to go to the body, they're winded... Whoever goes to the body, can probably end it.. " Again with the dumb looks.... Then they go back to saying "Throw Elbows DAMN IT!!!" when it is obvious they are not in position to throw one.... Then Joe Rogan says something about one of them "boxing BEAUTIFULLY".. To which I respond "Boxing my ass".... And you know the looks I get after that.....

    Well then their is this drunk off his ass ****** ****ing white guy, who has gotten dissed and told to STFU by some girls at his table, and he tells me... "Alisha (A girl with him) will MMA your ass all over your FACCCCCCCE"... I look away and act like I dont hear him.... I leave him alone......

    Well he starts talking about the fight in the 3d when Couture is getting his ass WHOOPED... And he yells, "It should be a 5 round fight!!".. Well I tell my girl, "Game Over, fight is done".... Well he starts talking to his buddy and says "I dont go down easy, I got a helluva chin"... I start thinking I might have to lay the ****er down....

    Well I didnt have to....

    Moral of the story...

    UFC fans (well about 90%, there are some cool ones on here) are ****ing IDIOTS...
    Last edited by My Name Is...; 08-30-2009, 12:17 AM.
  • warp1432
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    #2
    Because fighting in crowds is so much better

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    • MANGLER
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      #3
      Nothin but luv for ya Htown, but don't even mention MMA/UFC **** in NSB homey. I hate when cats do that **** my ******.

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      • FloydsEra
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        #4
        Wrong forum you dumb drunkard. You are a ****** drunk. Go away.

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        • BOLLOCKS
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          #5
          I agree, Fuck them. Fucking drunken faggots.

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          • My Name Is...
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            #6
            **** wrong section... I ment this for the lounge....

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            • rizkybizness
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              #7
              mangler's on duty tonight.

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              • Piolo Pascual
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                #8
                Originally posted by HTownTexan
                (I ment this for the lounge....If it can be done, transfer to the Lounge please)

                I know, I know not ALL but about 90%....

                My girl wanted to go out tonight so I took her out to eat at a wing place, took her shopping and then came my part of the date.... I wanted to catch the last couple of fights of the UFC tonight.

                So we get to the bar when Silva and Jardine were coming out.... so we caught the Co Main and the Main Event....

                So we get there and EVERYONE (about 50 people) was drunk..... These guys knew **** about FIGHTING....

                I mean they are there to see a fight, cool... But when they talk about what to do, and dont know ****, STFU....

                Couture was standing up TRYING to box.... And the guys are yelling "Knock his ****ing ass out Randy"..... They are yelling for elbows and this or that.... So I am the only intelligent, sober person there and I say" throw the right over the low left Randy".. And these guys give me the ******est look ever, that "WTF did he say? What a dumbass..." look.... So then start telling my girl at the end of the 2nd "he needs to go to the body, they're winded... Whoever goes to the body, can probably end it.. " Again with the dumb looks.... Then they go back to saying "Throw Elbows DAMN IT!!!" when it is obvious they are not in position to throw one.... Then Joe Rogan says something about one of them "boxing BEAUTIFULLY".. To which I respond "Boxing my ass".... And you know the looks I get after that.....

                Well then their is this drunk off his ass ****** ****ing white guy, who has gotten dissed and told to STFU by some girls at his table, and he tells me... "Alisha (A girl with him) will MMA your ass all over your FACCCCCCCE"... I look away and act like I dont hear him.... I leave him alone......

                Well he starts talking about the fight in the 3d when Couture is getting his ass WHOOPED... And he yells, "It should be a 5 round fight!!".. Well I tell my girl, "Game Over, fight is done".... Well he starts talking to his buddy and says "I dont go down easy, I got a helluva chin"... I start thinking I might have to lay the ****er down....

                Well I didnt have to....

                Moral of the story...

                UFC fans (well about 90%, there are some cool ones on here) are ****ing IDIOTS...
                should have knocked his teeth in. no need to worry about his mma buddies, they'd just start throwing elbows.

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                • oside4life
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                  #9
                  nice avi EDDIE ROYAL is the **** lets go broncos

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                  • My Name Is...
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DAKOG_OTIN
                    should have knocked his teeth in. no need to worry about his mma buddies, they'd just start throwing elbows.
                    Maw dude, I am with my girl and I go to this bar quite often... It is a sports bar/ restaurant... In the mornings I will go the and order a breakfast calzone and watch sportscenter or football games.... I go on the weekends sometimes for UFC or to watch some sports games....

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