Why Cotto should be allowed to weigh five extra pounds
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some funny **** kayjay you *****....... that's why fighters should weigh themselves in boxer shorts.He has a notoriously huge ball-sack as well as impressive girth in his shaft. Pac, on the other hand, makes Tuggers look like a **** star. Arum should have insisted on a five-pound weight difference attributable only to the genitals. As it stands, Pac will have more non-genital weight than Cotto on fight night.Comment
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He has a notoriously huge ball-sack as well as impressive girth in his shaft. Pac, on the other hand, makes Tuggers look like a **** star. Arum should have insisted on a five-pound weight difference attributable only to the genitals. As it stands, Pac will have more non-genital weight than Cotto on fight night.
...Excellent point and I couldn't agree more. No ****.Comment
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this thread is incredibly ****sexual - lol @ you daydreaming about the size of Miguel Cottos packageComment
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I think as a strategy, before the fight he should cut a whole in his groin pad or whatever its called and slide his penis through... in the fight he should imagine the ring girl riding him and work up a boner after the first round... whenever Manny gets close and into his range he can then give him a shove with his boner to push him out of range, then he can use his strength to back him up on Manny's way stumbling back and pound at him (with his fists)... this will definitley win the fight for Cotto.He has a notoriously huge ball-sack as well as impressive girth in his shaft. Pac, on the other hand, makes Tuggers look like a **** star. Arum should have insisted on a five-pound weight difference attributable only to the genitals. As it stands, Pac will have more non-genital weight than Cotto on fight night.
By the way, no ****... I have never got to say this from what I remember.
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The rest of his body will be severely weight drained as his huge sack will suck all his remaining bodily fluids to it, therefore making him a walking skeleton with a monstrous ball sack that just weighs him down, makes him slower and therefore easier to knock out by Pac who's miniscule sack won't take up as much body weight. This is of course the reason Pac is light and fast with his hands and feet.
Pac also having such a little sack will end up winning him the fight as he won't be as threatened with the low blow tactics of Cotto when he (Cotto) gets in trouble. Cotto will swing for the fences, or well below the fence anyway, when he's in trouble but will have a hard time finding the right spot as Pac's little sac will be tucked down and away from Cotto's sites and Cotto will just end up wailing away at the front of Pac's legs.Comment

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