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These 24/7 episodes are really pissing me off with all the face time they are giving to Michael Moorer.
Basically here is the real life situation:
Michael Moorer retires from boxing, again. He realizes he is an unbearable **** and that nobody likes him. He tries to train JD Chapman and gets fired because there is too much confusion about who sucks worse at their profession.
Moorer finds himself with nowehere to go, no friends, no job, nothing. Then one day he hears about Freddie Roach and the fact that is shaking, rattling (rattling = raddling for you Brits) and rolling his way to the top of the boxing game.
He also hears that Roach has a soft spot for guys with soft chins, ie Amir Khan't and he sets out for LA figuring if worst comes to worst he can just start mugging people.
Here is the way Moorer makes it out:
Look, I'm pretty much the Negro Patron Saint of Parkinson's Disease. I heard about this guy Freddie and I figured "Hey I know more about boxing than anyone else in the world I should probably go save his life and actually show this Pacquiao kid how to fight"
Now there is no secret nobody knows how to take one right down the pipe in a fight they are winning like Michael Moorer so, you know, I can like, you know, teach these guys not to be mental *****n midgets and not constantly have a look on their face like they just **** their pants. Cause, you know, even though I was always a *****, I learned from it and, you know, now I can teach these young guys to have a little sack.
So bascially what I am saying is Freddie is old and crippled and he can't do his job anymore so thats why I am here to, you know, like, you know, save his life and teach him to be a better trainer. When Manny wins everyone should look back and say "Michael Moorer deserves all the credit, that Roach guy sucks" cause like, you know, I'm Freddie's left hand man, you know, left hand, like Manny, get it? you know?
I'm Michael Moorer, world class **** and master of getting KTFO. Learn from me.
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Basically here is the real life situation:
Michael Moorer retires from boxing, again. He realizes he is an unbearable **** and that nobody likes him. He tries to train JD Chapman and gets fired because there is too much confusion about who sucks worse at their profession.
Moorer finds himself with nowehere to go, no friends, no job, nothing. Then one day he hears about Freddie Roach and the fact that is shaking, rattling (rattling = raddling for you Brits) and rolling his way to the top of the boxing game.
He also hears that Roach has a soft spot for guys with soft chins, ie Amir Khan't and he sets out for LA figuring if worst comes to worst he can just start mugging people.
Here is the way Moorer makes it out:
Look, I'm pretty much the Negro Patron Saint of Parkinson's Disease. I heard about this guy Freddie and I figured "Hey I know more about boxing than anyone else in the world I should probably go save his life and actually show this Pacquiao kid how to fight"
Now there is no secret nobody knows how to take one right down the pipe in a fight they are winning like Michael Moorer so, you know, I can like, you know, teach these guys not to be mental *****n midgets and not constantly have a look on their face like they just **** their pants. Cause, you know, even though I was always a *****, I learned from it and, you know, now I can teach these young guys to have a little sack.
So bascially what I am saying is Freddie is old and crippled and he can't do his job anymore so thats why I am here to, you know, like, you know, save his life and teach him to be a better trainer. When Manny wins everyone should look back and say "Michael Moorer deserves all the credit, that Roach guy sucks" cause like, you know, I'm Freddie's left hand man, you know, left hand, like Manny, get it? you know?
I'm Michael Moorer, world class **** and master of getting KTFO. Learn from me.
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