Why does Mayweather Sr. think that Joke and Coach rhyme?

[Double_L]

Do I need to repeat myself?

Here, I'll use caps and bold it:

WORDS DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE THE SAME SUFFIX IN ORDER TO RHYME.

rhyme
   /raɪm/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [rahym] Show IPA noun, verb, rhymed, rhym⋅ing.
–noun
1. identity in sound of some part, esp. the end, of words or lines of verse.

2. a word agreeing with another in terminal sound: Find is a rhyme for mind and womankind.

jOOOOOOOOOOke
cOOOOOOOOOOach

Obviously in speech you would put emphasis on the part of the word that you're rhyming, in this instance it would be the long "O" sound.

God. That was easy. Jesus, posts as ****** as that are far too frequent on this board.

blackirish, please just stop posting. This is one of those instances where I'm embarrassed for you.

You try so hard but yet you do not understand what a suffix is.

[MANGLER]

Dude just improvs poetry and spits whatever comes to mind.

[deliveryman]

You try so hard but yet you do not understand what a suffix is.

Yes, I do.

I only mentioned suffixes, because he was thinking along the lines of only words that are matched syllable for syllable can only be considered rhyming, including the suffix.

Such as:

Sooner
Mooner
Tuner

etc.

Nice try, though.

[Greatwhitehope]

Hes always saying 'The Joke Coach Roach' like its the biggest ownage ever, but Im honestly kind of confused to what hes getting at. Joke and Coach dont rhyme, and if all hes doing is rhyming Coach and Roach, Im not sure why hes throwing it out there. I mean, its kind of easy to think of, considering that Roach is a boxing coach....

I thought it was fairly clear cut that he thinks Roach is a joke of a coach.

[Steak]

If you really wanted to, you could make Loan and Coach rhyme, but you would have to put an even stronger emphasis on the Long "O" sound.

What if I said,

cOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOach

and lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOan

But in the words we are discussing, "Joke" and "Coach" such an emphasis is not needed considering that they both end with hard sounds.

"Ke" and "Ch", which makes it a lot easier.

Sr isnt putting any stress on the OOOO sound at all, its a very brief sound(like its supposed to sound).

does not rhyme.

You try so hard but yet you do not understand what a suffix is.

wtf are you trying to joke around with me? neither coach nor joke has a suffix.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffix
maybe if he made it something like 'you have to be joking, Roach is coaching?' it would have worked, because then they have similiar sound endings as well as the vowel sound.

[GP27]

Sr isnt putting any stress on the OOOO sound at all, its a very brief sound(like its supposed to sound).

does not rhyme.

wtf are you trying to joke around with me? neither coach nor joke has a suffix.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffix
maybe if he made it something like 'you have to be joking, Roach is coaching?' it would have worked, because then they have similiar sound endings as well as the vowel sound.

Dude give it up - its a good thing you found wikipedia - i gave u green k for trying

[Double_L]

Yes, I do.

I only mentioned suffixes, because he was thinking along the lines of only words that are matched syllable for syllable can only be considered rhyming, including the suffix.

Such as:

Sooner
Mooner
Tuner

etc.

Nice try, though.

I'm not saying your argument was void or anything, it's just that the way you used the word in that one particular post was wrong or at the very least misleading.

maybe if he made it something like 'you have to be joking, Roach is coaching?' it would have worked, because then they have similiar sound endings as well as the vowel sound.

I wasn't talking to you. Look at what I quoted.

[deliveryman]

Sr isnt putting any stress on the OOOO sound at all, its a very brief sound(like its supposed to sound).

does not rhyme.

wtf are you trying to joke around with me? neither coach nor joke has a suffix.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffix
maybe if he made it something like 'you have to be joking, Roach is coaching?' it would have worked, because then they have similiar sound endings as well as the vowel sound.

Please point out, where I stated that Joke and Roach had a suffix.

That was a comment targeted toward your general criteria of what you consider rhyming wrods.

[THe TRiNiTY]

Jesus, have people not heard of any kind of music?

Words don't need to EXACTLY rhyme. Listen to ANY music and get the hell out of here.

[Burner]

Hes always saying 'The Joke Coach Roach' like its the biggest ownage ever, but Im honestly kind of confused to what hes getting at. Joke and Coach dont rhyme, and if all hes doing is rhyming Coach and Roach, Im not sure why hes throwing it out there. I mean, its kind of easy to think of, considering that Roach is a boxing coach....

Who gives a shyt.....really?