Best ever Mike Tyson quotable?

[Kevin Jesus]

"I broke my backehhhhh"

he breathes really hard at the end back
lol.

[Fulcrum29]

This one always gets me. It actually sounds like he's choking up at one point.

notice zab judah at the right hand side of the screen in Tyson's entourage.

[PittyPat]

0:41 - is that Zab Judah on the far right?


[Edit] Ah, so it is him.

[Fulcrum29]

0:41 - is that Zab Judah on the far right?


[Edit] Ah, so it is him.

indeed it is, I guess brooklyn homies roll together.

[mickey malone]

Man i love every quote of Tyson. The nose bone comment, fornicating with women before giving interviews, Biggs crying like a girl, screaming louder than his wife.

tyson was one funny dude lol

"When I'm right, I put people in body bags"

"Kinda cute isn't he, I just wanna kiss those big fat lips" (Before beating Bruno)

" I absolutely refuse to go down"

" I will kill Larry Holmes"

" Kinda fat isn't he" ( To Julius Francis while on the scales )

[Fulcrum29]

my favorite is "actually he was crying in there. Making womanly gestures" *Tyson comedically mimicks the sound a crying woman makes*

[PittyPat]

It's the pause when he says "You shouldn't talk anymore...




unless ya wanna...




y'know..."

Gets me every time.

indeed it is, I guess brooklyn homies roll together.

And either he's admiring big Mike for his ever-so manly choice of words, or he's secretly scared that he'd do the same to him if he ever crossed him...

[Fulcrum29]

And either he's admiring big Mike for his ever-so manly choice of words, or he's secretly scared that he'd do the same to him again

fixed.

[PittyPat]

fixed.

Man... No wonder he (Mike) knows his stuff so well. He must be ranting from experience!







Poor li'l Zab.

[Two Clips]

I love them all but here's some of my favorites.

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."

"But you really have to look at the science of the situation. You guys come here to talk and report but you don't actually look at the facts of what this business is all about. The best thing that happened to those guys and they should stand on their mother's shoulders and kiss my ass because I went to prison or they would not be existing right now. They'd be a flash in the pan and would have made some money and opened up a restaurant or bar somewhere where they live at."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

"I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain."

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”