Best ever Mike Tyson quotable?

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  • Gatti9783
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    #1

    Best ever Mike Tyson quotable?



    This one always gets me. It actually sounds like he's choking up at one point.
  • Boogie Nights
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    #2
    Man i love every quote of Tyson. The nose bone comment, fornicating with women before giving interviews, Biggs crying like a girl, screaming louder than his wife.

    tyson was one funny dude lol

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    • Underdog82
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      #3
      Tyson sounded like the scared one to me. He was probably pretty ****ing embarrased afterwards with the ****** **** he said there.

      And no, I'm not implying that the guy he was yelling at in the audience could take Tyson.

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      • QuCongee
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        #4
        "How dare they come at me with their somewhat primative skills. They're just as good as dead".

        -Tyson

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        • starjammer
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          #5
          If he's not dead it doesn't count

          or something like that

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          • Kevin Jesus
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            #6
            "I broke my back (What do you mean by that) My back is broken.....(What like a vertebrae or something) Spinal...."

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            • MANGLER
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              #7
              'There's not a man God ever created who could beat me.'

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              • DJ OxXx
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                #8
                Originally posted by Kevin Jesus
                "I broke my back (What do you mean by that) My back is broken.....(What like a vertebrae or something) Spinal...."
                Thats the one I thought of. **** is hilarious!

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                • DJ OxXx
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                  #9

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                  • Kris Silver
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                    #10
                    "I broke my back. My back is broken".

                    Literally, what is going on that guys head, that he could physically think that's accurate and possible. Bizarre man.

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