Paul Williams "Facts"

[Spray_resistant]

If Paul Williams ran for president, no one would ever catch up to him.

[THe TRiNiTY]

Paul Williams has no use for thumb tacks. If he puts something on the wall, it stays there.

Paul Williams never took a test in high school. He wouldn't settle for the number 2 pencils.

Paul Williams doesn't jump rope. He swings the strand so hard that it lifts him off the ground.

[UnDeniable]

Paul Williams eats small mexicans for breakfast accompanied by a cup of Satan's *****

[ILLuminato]

Muhammad Ali doesn't have Parkinsons, he is just shaking out of fear of Paul Williams

[dans]

Nobody wants to fight Paul Williams, because he already beat them on the internet.

[dans]

Boxers actually aren't boxers, they're just Paul Williams wannabes.

[MaYaN_SuN]

lol Williams would dismantle Cotto with the quickness. Cotto's not tough enough for that fight.

[Gabe is beast]

Paul Williams went to fight quintana and got outboxed by a guy thats a c+ fighter.
Pauli williams cant speak english.
Paul Williams has horse lips.
Paul Williams is a crack baby. (thats the reason why hes so damn skinny)
Cotto only lost to a guy with cement in his hands.
Theres a tattoo on Paul Williams ass that says "Cotto's *****"

[Luis12]

Nobody wants to fight Paul Williams, because he already beat them on the internet.

WRONG. that's mayweather

[Sadler]

-superman wears paul williams underwear
-if you have 5 dollars and paul williams has 5 dollars... paul has more than you
-paul williams can sneeze with his eyes open
-apple pays paul williams 99 cents to listen to a song
- paul williams CAN eat just on lays potatoe chip

no one can do that.
not even paul.