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  • Originally posted by The_Executioner View Post
    Wow at this thread...lmaooo.
    Well, havent you heard? Williams is the ***ING mesiah! He shall save us from global warming, drugs, AIDS, and, of course, Kermit Cintron.

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    • If Paul Williams took a polygraph test, the polygraph test would fail Paul.

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      • Steven Luevano is hoping to salvage his Bernabe Concepcion fight by meeting with Paul Williams and getting his vision fixed with a simple Williams touch.

        Paul Williams was on The Price Is Right and corrected one of the retail values.

        Paul Williams is forced to eat salads with 1,000 Islands dressing. This, after he scared Ranch into hiding in a valley.

        The country act Paul Williams and the Victory Trio got there name from 'The Punisher' when it was discovered that Paul was born with a third testicle. Two were simply not enough.

        Paul Williams doesn't want his face on the cover of magazines. Magazines want to cover the face of Paul Williams........

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        • Paul Williams doesn't pay a mortgage, the bank pays Paul Williams to live in the house.

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          • Paul Williams doesnt need food and water...they need Paul Williams.

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            • Paul William's toe is bigger than Puerto Rico.































              jk

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              • **** stars **** to watch Paul Williams jerk off.

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                • Paul Williams throws so many punches that if he has a rematch with a fighter it is considered is trilogy.

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                  • Paul Williams didn't go into the Olympics because they wouldn't recognize the nation of Stankonia.

                    When Paul Williams is in town, last call means they pick up the phone and ask him if it's OKay to stop serving liquor.

                    When Paul Williams plays chess, the king moves three spaces forward and surrenders.

                    Paul Williams doesn't fight on oay per view, because if he wanted to make you pay for vewing him, it would cost you far more than 50 dollars.

                    Back in the 1700's.... Paul Williams wasn't alive. So, **** the 1700's.

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                    • If Paul Williams took a physical.....well they would never get it back.

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