How many mayweathers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Burner]

A slab of it to hold his skinny ass down.

How many arm punches does it take to beat Hopkins?

[larryx]

cause 50 is a real ass ***** now huh?

um...yea he is....how many squares you know sell dope and shoot ma****as..how many nerds take 9 shots?..floyd doesnt hang with chess club members

[..WaRSpencE..]

none...just ask quintana

Green K!...larry stop bein mean man!..

[THe TRiNiTY]

He broke Quitana in half without breaking a sweat.

That's all well and good, but lets look at a hypothetical.

Let's say in a Cotto/Margarito rematch, that Cotto came in and knocked Margarito out faster, would you never mention the first fight again?

[larryx]

How many arm punches does it take to beat Hopkins?

1000...but only 100 have to land

[T.M.C]

How many limey's does it take to K.O cotto?

One, and you will witness that later

[Spacey1991]

This thread is purposely lame, i was curious to see what reactions it would get

(i.e Floyd fans getting all defensive and serious)

But also i was seeing if anyone had any better boxing 'how many *insert* does it take' jokes

Ah mate... I aint too fussed what you have too say about Floyd nor am I too defensive, believe me if it was a good joke I would have laughed and complimented you on it!

True... it would be good to get a bit of humor around here I have noticed a lot of tension going on lately!

[Lady Man]

That kinda boils down to the economy though mate... damn credit crunch. I bet once the economy starts kicking back up again they will be worth quite a lot.

I don't think it will be worth as much as it was before.. not for a long long time anyway.
Who knows how long we will be in this situation too.
House values where so high it was unimaginable though.. looking back I don't know how anyone didn't see this coming. It was too good to be true.

[larryx]

He broke Quitana in half without breaking a sweat.

its easier to get a fluke ko..than to box some ones's ears off for 12 rounds...where the trilogy???

[Burner]

That's all well and good, but lets look at a hypothetical.

Let's say in a Cotto/Margarito rematch, that Cotto came in and knocked Margarito out faster, would you never mention the first fight again?

The first fight wasnt a fluke....Anyone with a boxing brain knew Cotto doesnt clinch...knew Cotto doesnt have the stamina or chin to beat THAT version of Marg.