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Rules on writing a report on a fight:
Any fighter with a KO percentage under 70% is "feather fisted" and "couldn't crack an egg". Even a fighter who has knocked out thirty professional boxers is "feather fisted" if there are at least 11 other they didn't.
If that fighter wins by knockout then the loser got "owned" by a "feather fisted" fighter who "couldn't crack an egg".
Any fighter who gets stopped has a "bad chin". It doesn't matter if the stoppage was on cuts or because of an injury. Boxrec doesn't record that info so YOUR OK!
If a fighter who had never been stopped before is stopped after a long fight of sickening punishment then... their chin is weak. It's the law of the universe.
If a fighter is dropped at any point in the fight then they have a weak chin. Even a flash off balance knockdown or a slip is proof positive of a weak chin. A fighter who is knocked down, gets up and wins every round thereafter may be the victor. But hey, he has a weak chin!
If a fighter is hurt, even slightly, by any punch in the fight, even if he doesn't get knocked down... he has a weak chin. See above for permutations.
The great thing about the chin and feather fist arguments is that they can be used to denigrate that fighter and his opponent AT THE SAME TIME! Viz:
It is critically important to avoid accidentally giving credit to any fighter, regardless of what happened. If you do give credit to any fighter then you are a "fag" and a "nuthugger", no matter how backhanded the compliment, no matter how incidental the praise.
Unless you are a fan of one of the fighters in which case every single aspect of the fight, the business surrounding the fight and the conduct of their fans and of their corner is beyond reproach.
Any fighter with a KO percentage under 70% is "feather fisted" and "couldn't crack an egg". Even a fighter who has knocked out thirty professional boxers is "feather fisted" if there are at least 11 other they didn't.
If that fighter wins by knockout then the loser got "owned" by a "feather fisted" fighter who "couldn't crack an egg".
Any fighter who gets stopped has a "bad chin". It doesn't matter if the stoppage was on cuts or because of an injury. Boxrec doesn't record that info so YOUR OK!
If a fighter who had never been stopped before is stopped after a long fight of sickening punishment then... their chin is weak. It's the law of the universe.
If a fighter is dropped at any point in the fight then they have a weak chin. Even a flash off balance knockdown or a slip is proof positive of a weak chin. A fighter who is knocked down, gets up and wins every round thereafter may be the victor. But hey, he has a weak chin!
If a fighter is hurt, even slightly, by any punch in the fight, even if he doesn't get knocked down... he has a weak chin. See above for permutations.
The great thing about the chin and feather fist arguments is that they can be used to denigrate that fighter and his opponent AT THE SAME TIME! Viz:
Fighter A couldn't even knock out Fighter B who has a weak chin! He must be feather fisted!
Fighter C got knocked out by Fighter D! He must have a weak chin to be knocked out against a feather fisted fighter like that!
Fighter C got knocked out by Fighter D! He must have a weak chin to be knocked out against a feather fisted fighter like that!
Unless you are a fan of one of the fighters in which case every single aspect of the fight, the business surrounding the fight and the conduct of their fans and of their corner is beyond reproach.
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