I had sexual favours with Pacquaio last night...

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  • aether
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    #21
    kinda like an over-simplification of what happened don't you think?

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    • !! Anorak
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      #22
      Originally posted by aether
      kinda like an over-simplification of what happened don't you think?
      **** man, yeah, you're right. I was aiming for an accurate and realistic portrayal of events but you've shown me how far off the mark I was. I feel such a fool.

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      • KostyaTszyu44
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        #23
        wow hilarious

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        • squealpiggy
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          #24
          Originally posted by aether
          kinda like an over-simplification of what happened don't you think?
          No it's **** on. I was there.

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          • aether
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            #25
            Originally posted by !! Anorak
            **** man, yeah, you're right. I was aiming for an accurate and realistic portrayal of events but you've shown me how far off the mark I was. I feel such a fool.
            behind all that racist crap it was somewhat funny. ping ping? that's a cold slap to the balls...

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            • !! Anorak
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              #26
              That's what Ping Ping gave me when my time was up.

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              • rizel23
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                #27
                will there be an X Rated version this year of HBO Hatton Pacquaio, 24\7?

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                • aether
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by !! Anorak
                  That's what Ping Ping gave me when my time was up.
                  of course he did. it was sure nice of you to share the story of you butt-****ing an asian guy by the way.... puts this whole-purse issue into perspective

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                  • Arka
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by !! Anorak
                    ... apparently he regularly has rent boys, 24/7.


                    Anyway, just as I was putting my **** into him Ping Ping turned round and said "you know I said you could have 50 minutes in my ass? Well hurry up and cum - I've decided you can only have forty."


                    What made it worse was he said it was me that looked the **** and a million and one Pinoys came in the room to say how amazing it made Ping Ping look and how much of a fool he'd made of me.


                    Maybe the reason Ping Ping will give you only forty minutes is that he's a 'tight ass'. :smileysex









                    OK,I'll get my coat.

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                    • The Noose
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                      #30
                      Id only do Pac if Lampley was commentating with silky face Manny Steward, and foreplay was analysed by sexy muppet man Larry Merchant.

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