I had sexual favours with Pacquaio last night...

[Guest]

... apparently he regularly has rent boys, 24/7.


Anyway, just as I was putting my **** into him Ping Ping turned round and said "you know I said you could have 50 minutes in my ass? Well hurry up and cum - I've decided you can only have forty."


What made it worse was he said it was me that looked the **** and a million and one Pinoys came in the room to say how amazing it made Ping Ping look and how much of a fool he'd made of me.

[ßringer]

[BrooklynBomber]

That one went like a brick to the face.

[Guest]

You know if Ping Ping came up to you in a dress you'd hit it, ****** fan.

[PBDS]

.....Ping Ping. lolz lolz

[Guest]

Nice one Butter

[kayjay]

I like little Asians too, every now and then

[sugarshanenas]

lllllllllllooooooollll

[nathan_nall]

Never has a thread made me laugh so loudly... and vomit so violently

Kudos to you for your 1-2 combo on me

[Miburo]

Okay, this was pretty funny.