If you were in a foxhole during a war.. Which boxer would you want to serve with Poll

[keepthemhandsup]

its pretty much a list of active, top popular fighters. all time choices would be a really cool poll, but there would have to be real good guys on the poll to begin with or it would be ruined.

...funny they didnt put De La Hoya on the list. hehe. wonder why...? heh.
he would probebly cheat and buy the opposing army.

just curious, why would yall choose Margarito?

true...

de la hoya would just buy the war out....then he'll make the army wear fishnets for uniforms and have them attack the philippines

choose margarito would be a dangerous risk....he'll make you charge through a tank brigade and keep going until all the tanks are destroyed......or until you die

[J Mac]

this is pretty funny.

Why is everyone voting for Wlad, he would be fighting for the enemy surely!!!!

I gotta go with hatton, he would be hugging me so much it would be like wearing a bullet proof vest, especially if he has packed the pounds on again.

[BattlingNelson]

I think Valuev should be in the poll. He would be my choice.

[DrewWoodside]

interesting poll. I like it. but you people have weird choices for who you would choose.

I would pick Wladimir, the guy is really smart. I believe he has a degree in sports science, right? its sort of medical...if anyone was injured, Im sure he would be able to help out at least somewhat, since he has a good amount of knowledge when it comes to the human body. his strength would come in handy every once in a while, the only problem is how huge the guy is. he would be a wonderfully big target. I would get used to the accent after a while, and even if I didnt, Im not one who expects a lot of talking anyway. as long as hes a nice fellow, and Wlad does seem like that.

now if this was a foxhole in the middle east, I would easily pick Pacquiao. he at least looks somewhat like an arab(a stretch, but if he was bundled up and grew a beard he would be more convincing that anyone else on the list) so he would be able to converse with any arab towns to pick up goods or information without being a prime target or attracting too much attention. he also is nice and small, but at the same time would be very quick on his feet and have quick reactions. thats always a plus on the battlefield, because he would be able to hide and run around easier and wouldnt be as likely to die. plus, hes the smallest guy on the list and would hopefully eat/drink the least, making our rations last longer. also, he grew up in poverty, so he probebly knows some fairly useful survival tricks and wouldnt go crazy in the battlefield(because hes used to bad situations to a degree). the language barrier would be a pain tho.

Im surprised Im the only one whos thought along these lines.

I'm sure if you strapped a beard on margarito he could be just as arab looking as pac.. My vision of this scenario involves a really stale war where were sitting in the foxhole for an extended period of time. Conversation will be key and I'm affraid Wlad and Joe would freak out for some reason. Wlad's physical strength would definitely be a big help.. I think mayweather would probably be the most useless on the list.

[keepthemhandsup]

I think Valuev should be in the poll. He would be my choice.

a ****ing brick wall.....that is a good idea

[TEXSTRO]

Damn Nobody picked Ricardo Mayorga?

I would rather be next to Mayorga...He'd run through the enemy with nothing but a machete and a mouthfull of cigarettes..

[DrewWoodside]

Damn Nobody picked Ricardo Mayorga?

I would rather be next to Mayorga...He'd run through the enemy with nothing but a machete and a mouthfull of cigarettes..

He got picked earlier in the thread.. for the points you raised.. craziness and cigarettes.. Apparently two important traits in a war? Looks like B-Hop is the guy people want to go to war with!

[Steak]

I think Valuev should be in the poll. He would be my choice.

Valuev wouldnt even fit in the hole. the enemy would spot you guys from a mile away.

this is pretty funny.

Why is everyone voting for Wlad, he would be fighting for the enemy surely!!!!

I gotta go with hatton, he would be hugging me so much it would be like wearing a bullet proof vest, especially if he has packed the pounds on again.

both Klitschko brothers support democracy. truth. Vitali even wore orange to support Ukrainian democracy against Danny Williams. besides, Im pretty sure one of them lives in California. so they wouldnt be the enemy.

Hatton would be fun for a while, but after the booze ran out he would probebly go AWOL and be a deserter and you would be stuck all alone.

Pacquiao seems more and more the best choice. his fragmented english means that he would never become overtalkative, and he probebly wouldnt take up much room or eat too much.

[J Mac]

Valuev wouldnt even fit in the hole. the enemy would spot you guys from a mile away.

both Klitschko brothers support democracy. truth. Vitali even wore orange to support Ukrainian democracy against Danny Williams. besides, Im pretty sure one of them lives in California. so they wouldnt be the enemy.

Hatton would be fun for a while, but after the booze ran out he would probebly go AWOL and be a deserter and you would be stuck all alone.

Pacquiao seems more and more the best choice. his fragmented english means that he would never become overtalkative, and he probebly wouldnt take up much room or eat too much.

woah it was a gag but i gotta love the reasons u picked for them not being the enemy - orange and cali lol!

BTW Hatton dies before he deserts anyone FACT

[The Gully Gad]

Originally Posted by DrewWoodside
Ricky's extreme paleness might give away our position..

Yeh but in daylight you would'nt spot him for dust
and at night time he'd provide the backlight