My pubic hair is strictly for survival in the winter.
I will catch a raccoon and shaves it's ass and then weave the hair into my pubes until I have a bush that keeps ol' Grizzly's peckerwood warm on the coldest of nights.
Reckon that aint reason enough? If I can't find any dry wood i just snip off a smidge of the hybrid pubes for kindling. Aircraft fuel doesen't burn any hotter than a campfire fueld by Grizzly Adam's pubes!
I will catch a raccoon and shaves it's ass and then weave the hair into my pubes until I have a bush that keeps ol' Grizzly's peckerwood warm on the coldest of nights.
Reckon that aint reason enough? If I can't find any dry wood i just snip off a smidge of the hybrid pubes for kindling. Aircraft fuel doesen't burn any hotter than a campfire fueld by Grizzly Adam's pubes!
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