Lennox Lewis Beard Was Key To All His Power.

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  • Cunty Bitch
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    #11
    Originally posted by F-R-K-O
    I must agree, the beard is immense, sir. It's a fantastic specimen.

    I just wonder what your pubes are like. It must be like the Jackson 5 down there!
    My pubic hair is strictly for survival in the winter.

    I will catch a raccoon and shaves it's ass and then weave the hair into my pubes until I have a bush that keeps ol' Grizzly's peckerwood warm on the coldest of nights.

    Reckon that aint reason enough? If I can't find any dry wood i just snip off a smidge of the hybrid pubes for kindling. Aircraft fuel doesen't burn any hotter than a campfire fueld by Grizzly Adam's pubes!

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    • Derranged
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      #12
      Too bad it didnt work all that well for Ruiz...

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      • Stickman
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        #13
        Originally posted by Grizzly Adams
        My pubic hair is strictly for survival in the winter.

        I will catch a raccoon and shaves it's ass and then weave the hair into my pubes until I have a bush that keeps ol' Grizzly's peckerwood warm on the coldest of nights.

        Reckon that aint reason enough? If I can't find any dry wood i just snip off a smidge of the hybrid pubes for kindling. Aircraft fuel doesen't burn any hotter than a campfire fueld by Grizzly Adam's pubes!
        Why go to all that trouble? Just cover the little thing with a band-aid.

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        • boxasmash
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          #14
          no wonder calzaghe whipped manfredo so bad, it was the beard!

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          • Cunty Bitch
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            #15
            Originally posted by Stickman
            Why go to all that trouble? Just cover the little thing with a band-aid.
            Isn't it enough that Ol Grizzly picked up a sprint notebook card so he could give internet survival tips from out here in the wilderness?

            Now you want him to mush his dogs 1200 miles south to the nearest CVS?

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            • S A M U R A I
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              #16
              Originally posted by Grizzly Adams
              My pubic hair is strictly for survival in the winter.

              I will catch a raccoon and shaves it's ass and then weave the hair into my pubes until I have a bush that keeps ol' Grizzly's peckerwood warm on the coldest of nights.

              Reckon that aint reason enough? If I can't find any dry wood i just snip off a smidge of the hybrid pubes for kindling. Aircraft fuel doesen't burn any hotter than a campfire fueld by Grizzly Adam's pubes!
              Grizz, thanks so much for the penis survival tips. You are my new hero.



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              • Cunty Bitch
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                #17
                Originally posted by F-R-K-O
                Grizz, thanks so much for the penis survival tips. You are my new hero.
                Stay tuned for next week when Grizzly teaches british posters how they can clean their teeth with nothing but a piece of granite and some kerosene.

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