Listen here fellers, Lennox Lewis was a mediocre fighter with a majestic beard.
He used that beard to dance around Tua, used the beard to starch Michael Grant and he relied on that beard in his darkest hour to slice open the face of Vitali Klitschko.
I can tell you how important a beard is in a fight cause my beard has pulled me through many a life and death struggles. When a 975 pound Grizzly attacked me in the foothills it was my beard that absorbed his best shot and splintered his paw into a thousand pieces.
Sometimes a fighter can store spoiled food in his beard and then rub it in his opponents face and give them food poisoning, that is how Lennox Lewis beat Mike Tyson.
Boxing + Beard = Championship
He used that beard to dance around Tua, used the beard to starch Michael Grant and he relied on that beard in his darkest hour to slice open the face of Vitali Klitschko.
I can tell you how important a beard is in a fight cause my beard has pulled me through many a life and death struggles. When a 975 pound Grizzly attacked me in the foothills it was my beard that absorbed his best shot and splintered his paw into a thousand pieces.
Sometimes a fighter can store spoiled food in his beard and then rub it in his opponents face and give them food poisoning, that is how Lennox Lewis beat Mike Tyson.
Boxing + Beard = Championship

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