Lennox Lewis Beard Was Key To All His Power.

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  • Cunty Bitch
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    Lennox Lewis Beard Was Key To All His Power.

    Listen here fellers, Lennox Lewis was a mediocre fighter with a majestic beard.

    He used that beard to dance around Tua, used the beard to starch Michael Grant and he relied on that beard in his darkest hour to slice open the face of Vitali Klitschko.

    I can tell you how important a beard is in a fight cause my beard has pulled me through many a life and death struggles. When a 975 pound Grizzly attacked me in the foothills it was my beard that absorbed his best shot and splintered his paw into a thousand pieces.


    Sometimes a fighter can store spoiled food in his beard and then rub it in his opponents face and give them food poisoning, that is how Lennox Lewis beat Mike Tyson.

    Boxing + Beard = Championship
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    #2
    It's true, Roberto Duran grew in power when his beard grew.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Ryn0
      It's true, Roberto Duran grew in power when his beard grew.
      It started with Jesus, the lineage did run through Duran at one point.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Grizzly Adams
        Listen here fellers, Lennox Lewis was a mediocre fighter with a majestic beard.

        He used that beard to dance around Tua, used the beard to starch Michael Grant and he relied on that beard in his darkest hour to slice open the face of Vitali Klitschko.

        I can tell you how important a beard is in a fight cause my beard has pulled me through many a life and death struggles. When a 975 pound Grizzly attacked me in the foothills it was my beard that absorbed his best shot and splintered his paw into a thousand pieces.


        Sometimes a fighter can store spoiled food in his beard and then rub it in his opponents face and give them food poisoning, that is how Lennox Lewis beat Mike Tyson.

        Boxing + Beard = Championship
        I love your beard Grizzly its fcukin awesome!!!!
        Im in the first stages of growing a muff beard like that

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          #5
          Originally posted by Grizzly Adams
          Listen here fellers, Lennox Lewis was a mediocre fighter with a majestic beard.

          He used that beard to dance around Tua, used the beard to starch Michael Grant and he relied on that beard in his darkest hour to slice open the face of Vitali Klitschko.

          I can tell you how important a beard is in a fight cause my beard has pulled me through many a life and death struggles. When a 975 pound Grizzly attacked me in the foothills it was my beard that absorbed his best shot and splintered his paw into a thousand pieces.


          Sometimes a fighter can store spoiled food in his beard and then rub it in his opponents face and give them food poisoning, that is how Lennox Lewis beat Mike Tyson.

          Boxing + Beard = Championship




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            #6
            Originally posted by The Gully Gad
            I love your beard Grizzly its fcukin awesome!!!!
            Im in the first stages of growing a muff beard like that

            thanks lil feller!

            nary is a hair out of place on this here beard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Grizzly Adams
              Listen here fellers, Lennox Lewis was a mediocre fighter with a majestic beard.

              He used that beard to dance around Tua, used the beard to starch Michael Grant and he relied on that beard in his darkest hour to slice open the face of Vitali Klitschko.

              I can tell you how important a beard is in a fight cause my beard has pulled me through many a life and death struggles. When a 975 pound Grizzly attacked me in the foothills it was my beard that absorbed his best shot and splintered his paw into a thousand pieces.


              Sometimes a fighter can store spoiled food in his beard and then rub it in his opponents face and give them food poisoning, that is how Lennox Lewis beat Mike Tyson.

              Boxing + Beard = Championship
              I always felt like it was his skills that got him to the top, and his beard that gave him trouble along the way. Pretty much the opposite of the way you think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Grizzly Adams
                thanks lil feller!

                nary is a hair out of place on this here beard.
                My idol u are...
                Im saving this thread just to be inspired on the days i feel low and my tache not growing so i can look back in hope of having a this here beard like yourself...
                God bless you Grizzly...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Grizzly Adams
                  thanks lil feller!

                  nary is a hair out of place on this here beard.
                  I must agree, the beard is immense, sir. It's a fantastic specimen.

                  I just wonder what your pubes are like. It must be like the Jackson 5 down there!



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                    #10
                    damn and i always thought it was his jab that set up his attacks..man am i dumb its the beard..jones should enter the ring the way he looks in training camp..he'd be a beast

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