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  • Low Blow Armo
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    #301
    Originally posted by the surgeon
    when u get hammered drunk and watch boxing at home while wearing ur signed mike tyson glove and ur robe and proceed to give everyone in the room a detailed history lesson on boxings biggest moments that they really just dont wanna hear!!!
    What i never do that!!!! Honest!!!
    lolololololololololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Kastrioti
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      #302
      When you know how to spell Calzaghe.

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      • heyhybrid
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        #303
        when you get injured and the doctor puts the cast on and once you leave the office you start sparring against the wind

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        • Low Blow Armo
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          #304
          When you start shadow boxing when you get excited about anything; A laker playoff game, a day off, or a raise.

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          • The Surgeon
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            #305
            Originally posted by Low Blow Armo
            When you start shadow boxing when you get excited about anything; A laker playoff game, a day off, or a raise.
            lol some of these are so true!

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            • KILLA RIGHT
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              #306
              When your girlfriend starts hating sports because all u do is spend your weekends with jim,larry and harold

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              • The Surgeon
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                #307
                When u name ur pets after boxers like my dog Liston my old fish i had Nigel (Benn) and Eubank!

                Even worse when u ready to name ur daughter Dempsey but have a son and want to call him Sonny (Liston), Felix (Trinidad) or Rocco (Marciano)! Lol

                Missus wouldnt allow it but i managed to jam in Louis as in Joe Louis for his middle name!

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                • MindBat
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                  #308
                  When you try to pick up chicks by saying you have an awesome career in boxing as the bell ringer.

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                  • MindBat
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                    #309
                    When you pull a skeezer move by inviting ten of your buddies over for a party and charge them $10 a pop to watch a live fight you recorded five years ago.

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                    • KJB
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                      #310
                      When you hold up your left palm, your coworkers know that means you want to test their double jab.

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