You know you watch too much boxing...

[MindBat]

When your own shadow outboxes you and tries to knock you out.

[Low Blow Armo]

When someone tells me he/she doesn't like boxing, and I get infuriated and feel like punching them in the eye.

[elfag]

1. Every boxing scene in movies look terrible and you can tell the punches are pulled. Wrestling also looks terribly fake because you are so used to watching real punches being thrown/landed.

2. Everytime you hear a boxing reference in a rap song you get super excited and automatically love that song no matter how ****ty it is otherwise.

3. Youve ever been asked "are you okay in there?" through the bathroom door after a shower shadow boxing mishap resulted in a loud **** noise.

[MindBat]

When you have dreams of lying on the canvas looking up at the lights as the ref counts to ten.

[Golden Boy 360]

you mean the black preying mantis?

lol...yeah

[MindBat]

When you acquire a false sense of security after beating every boxing game you own.

[MindBat]

When even your pets remind you you suck at boxing.

[The Surgeon]

When u get hammered drunk and watch boxing at home while wearing ur signed Mike Tyson Glove and ur robe and proceed to give everyone in the room a detailed history lesson on boxings biggest moments that they really just dont wanna hear!!!
What i never do that!!!! Honest!!!

[black.ink]

When the missus ask you how your day was and you always bring up something boxing related.

eg. from today:

Missus : How was your day today?

Me: Absolute ****. I can't believe Campbell didn't make weight!

[HendrixLove]

When you get together with friends to box in the backyard and wear pads inside your gloves that's covered with plaster of paris.