Do you feel you could beat a boxer?

[Fox McCloud]

I don’t think your hardest punch would be able to floor anyone pro boxer.

What about Eric Crumble?

[Dynamite Kid]

what about Baby Jake Matlala do u think u could take him

[fightnews55]

**** all of you ****** keyboard warriors none of you have ever boxed that are saying this ****....i guarantee a strawweight would **** you up, imagine how quick he would be?????/

seriosuly, even a novice amateur who weighs 106 lbs would **** you up...i can believe this ****

Yeah right, Your just trying to justify thinking your tough because you have minimal boxing experience at best. The tougher you make these guys out to be the more your trying to pump up yourself. You think you can really kick peoples ass because your "trained". You can't. Your a *** and no one is scared of you. Face it...

[rizkybizness]

I can be Leonards' modern day Hearns.

[fightnews55]

oh yeah dude, if you have a bit of boxing experience and are decent you probably could, but an ordinary guy.....i dunno i would still give the advantage to zellenhoff/hartley......

You mean a civilian? Your the biggest *** on the internet! You couldn't beat up a girl scout....

[LondonRingRules]

Hell Yeah!! Granted i really do box.......sometimes look at some pros like "I could take his ass right now"

** Yeah, me being a kinda tweener, it comes up often.

Me not a big cruiser, but Cunningham looks easy to KO with nothing to keep me off. I could then diet enough to make 175. Johnson might be too strong too savvy, Joe too fast, but Antonio, I could easily be in and out on him with some new tattoos before he could think to brick his shorts.

Poppy, heck, that's easy. Just keep running to the opposite side of the ring he runs to until he boils over in what little pride his toothless gums gots left and comes after me for a real fight. I'd just skip away laughin' with little popcorn flurries and let the judges do their thing when he starts crawling around the canvas yelpin' again.

Then get heavy pizza and beer deliveries during training camp and weigh in with a full bladder and belly against Peter to make weight.

Then drop down to my normal street weight and jump in under his jab and whomp up his fat gut real nice with a quick exit and cruise to an easy decision. Maybe a few kicks to the shinbone when the ref ain't looking to gimp him down for comedy value.

Then I'd track down Haye and go jaw to jaw with him telling him how I'm going to turn him into MaccJellyDonuts and release the video on utube, and bingo, I'm done with him.

Yeah, maybe start with a phonecall this weekend to get all my ducks lined up.

Don't know why I didn't think about this before.

[Guest]

** Yeah, me being a kinda tweener, it comes up often.

Me not a big cruiser, but Cunningham looks easy to KO with nothing to keep me off. I could then diet enough to make 175. Johnson might be too strong too savvy, Joe too fast, but Antonio, I could easily be in and out on him with some new tattoos before he could think to brick his shorts.

Poppy, heck, that's easy. Just keep running to the opposite side of the ring he runs to until he boils over in what little pride his toothless gums gots left and comes after me for a real fight. I'd just skip away laughin' with little popcorn flurries and let the judges do their thing when he starts crawling around the canvas yelpin' again.

Then get heavy pizza and beer deliveries during training camp and weigh in with a full bladder and belly against Peter to make weight.

Then drop down to my normal street weight and jump in under his jab and whomp up his fat gut real nice with a quick exit and cruise to an easy decision. Maybe a few kicks to the shinbone when the ref ain't looking to gimp him down for comedy value.

Then I'd track down Haye and go jaw to jaw with him telling him how I'm going to turn him into MaccJellyDonuts and release the video on utube, and bingo, I'm done with him.

Yeah, maybe start with a phonecall this weekend to get all my ducks lined up.

Don't know why I didn't think about this before.

I'm rootin for ya tiger.
HA HA HA.
Good post.

[abadger]

I suspect I could probably KO a prime Tyson in one, after walking through his punches.

[KostyaTszyu44]

Yeah right, Your just trying to justify thinking your tough because you have minimal boxing experience at best. The tougher you make these guys out to be the more your trying to pump up yourself. You think you can really kick peoples ass because your "trained". You can't. Your a *** and no one is scared of you. Face it...

****in keyboard warrior...i donthave to prove anything to you

[KostyaTszyu44]

You mean a civilian? Your the biggest *** on the internet! You couldn't beat up a girl scout....

come down to my gym and spar me then ****head