who here is watching Tye Fields tomorrow for the first time?

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  • KnockoutTheFat
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    #11
    Originally posted by natas206
    that's good to hear man, you never be too safe. Good luck tomorrow man and be careful.
    Natas, do you expect our guts to hurt by the time it hits midnight?

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    • Motofan
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      #12
      Originally posted by natas206
      Or if you have seen him before, who here is inviting friends over to watch Tye Fields for the first time? Here are a couple of pointers for the Tye *******:

      1). Use protection.
      Watch while wearing a football helmet or behind a steal cage. Even though it feels safe watching Big Tye on the big screen at home or at the bar, never ever ever underestimate the power of a Tye punch. Last time I watched with my girlfriend I neglected to mention this to her and sure enough as soon as Tye landed a big Left Hook my girlfriend got KTFO. This brings me to the next point:

      2). Don't let your girlfriend watch Tye Fields.
      As if getting KO'd by Tye wasn't bad enough for me, when she awoke 11 hours later she was madly in love with Tye. And who can blame her? The beautiful blond hair, body of a Greek god, swagger of a 70's pimp wearing platform alligator boots. If you love her, don't let her see Tye. And finally:

      3. Sacrifice a small animal for Lord Tye
      I suggest a rooster or a turtle. Tye's two favorite foods next to Filipino's.
      Just made my day!

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      • MWMerlino
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        #13
        I have to listen to his fights via radio for these reasons...

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        • TheManchine
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          #14
          i guess we better make the most out of tye while we can, tomorrow tye fields gets destroyed by monte and all we have left are precious memories

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          • TheManchine
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            #15
            actually if tye somehow manages to win how will they conduct a post fight interview, his voice is sure to burst eardrums and have everyone trembling

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            • Sweet Pea 50
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              #16
              I have my short bus helmet, titanium mouth piece, and kevlar flak jacket ready for this momentous occasion....

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              • Motofan
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                #17
                Originally posted by hungryherbert
                i guess we better make the most out of tye while we can, tomorrow tye fields gets destroyed by monte and all we have left are precious memories
                Tye may allow himself to be beaten. But it would be because it was his will. He would be losing for us. For our sins. It would only strengthen his greatness.

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                • Boofdatruth
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Darkstar
                  Hahaha

                  Make sure to not look Tye Fields in the eye while hes fighting, direct eye contact can result in heart attack.
                  lol. Now that's funny lol

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                  • Boofdatruth
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by dmger14
                    Lmmfao!!!!
                    In the immortal words of Sonny Liston, "Tye Fields should be locked up for impersonating a fighter"! Barrett must be so far gone, that he is damaged goods for Fields to be fighting him.

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                    • Miburo
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                      #20
                      Tye Fields makes himself felt in the deepest recesses of the human psyche. Averting your eyes cannot save you.

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